Corrupt A Wish
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Shaqie
The Grandmaster in Disguise
Granted. You're a burned-out hippie, INFJ Rockstar who can only perform while completely naked.
I wish I could create a wish that could not be corrupted.
Shaqie
The Grandmaster in Disguise
Granted ... now you are boring.
I wish I could be the greatest thing in the existence.
Granted, but after a while, people start to get tired of singing yoru praises and go back to their normal lives
I wish I could "paint with all the colors of the wind"
I wish I could "paint with all the colors of the wind"
Granted, but after a while, people start to get tired of singing yoru praises and go back to their normal lives
I wish I could "paint with all the colors of the wind"
Granted, here is a can of clear paint...go color the world! : - )
I wish I could retire tomorrow.
Granted, you sink so deep you can't get back out again, and are now stuck in the earth
I wish for a diamond bracelet
I wish for a diamond bracelet
Congratulations! You're loan to buy your sparkly new 200 carat diamond bracelet has been approved!
That'll £5000 a month for the forseeable future. Failure to make payments will result in your file being referred to our debt collection department
I wish I had £5000 a month for the forseeable future
Granted, but world politicians are squabbling over how to protect it.
I wish I had new mattress.
I wish I had new mattress.
Granted, but world politicians are squabbling over how to protect it.
I wish I had new mattress.
Granted, but it's baby's cot size.
I wish I could pause and un-pause time for everyone else, so I could do stuff while people are on hold.
Granted, but they can see what you're doing.
I wish I utilize all of my brain's capabilities.
Granted, but they can see what you're doing.
I wish I utilize all of my brain's capabilities.
Granted. You see no improvement.
I wish to write the most critically acclaimed novel of all time.
Tin Man
"a respectable amount of screaming"
Granted. After writing the novel, you try to create something new but it never comes close to what you wrote. You become bitter and isolate yourself from society.
I wish to be a master ninja.
I wish to be a master ninja.
Okay, you are now a filthy disease-ridden rat-- congrats. I don't even think that wish needs to be corrupted.
I wish I was currently eating the most delicious sandwich in the world, and it's clean and doesn't have anything gross in it, and everything in it is something I like, and it lasts forever and always stays fresh, without any chemicals or preservatives, and also it is immune to wish corruption because it's a magic sandwich.
Granted. But now you can't daydream about pleasant meadows where smurfs and gummy bears live happily, either.
I wish my ISFP would hug me once a day. *cringe*