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Beware the Mighty Kwaken! Rawr!!!, Female, from USA
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- Gender:
- Female
- Birthday:
- May 21
- Location:
- USA
- Occupation:
- Memory Care/Dementia Nurse of awesomeness
- Biography:
- It all began one blustery night in Guam with a jar of mayonnaise, 3 heads of lettuce and 16 Popsicle sticks. I was raised by a family of rabid wombats, hell bent on world domination. They had little time for a person of my majestic awesomeness, so I found myself rather neglected. I later joined a troupe of traveling midget strippers who enjoyed beating me with rubber hoses. After discovering a life threatening allergy to the scent of cabbage, I left the troupe to travel the Bermuda Triangle, and eventually won the title of World Champion of Spam Goo Twister. I retired my title after losing my left elbow in an unfortunate blender accident. A word of advice: a wad of previously chewed Bazooka Joe Gum does not a sufficient joint replacement make. After my tragic blender mishap, I suffered a 50 year bout of depression, grew the most epic of lady-beards and became a professional hobo. My luck ultimately changed when I found a 20 dollar bill dropped by a ladyboy hooker from Taiwan. Using said 20 dollars, I built a mansion made entirely of old shoe boxes, blue legos, squeaky toys, and duct tape, in which I currently reside.
- In descending order, which 6 things could you never do without?:
- 6. Diet Mountain Dew or Coffee
5. Good food
4. Humor
3. Music
2. My dogs
1. My kids
- What would be your epitaph?:
- She did things and junk and stuff.
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- INFP
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