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Vicarious

Rubber Piggies, waffles, chapstick, cupcakes, bubble wrap, weedwackers, kiddie pools filled with orange jello, penguins in tap shoes, and adorable potatoes.
Birthday
May 21
Location
USA
Biography
It all began one blustery night in Guam with a jar of mayonnaise, 3 heads of lettuce and 16 Popsicle sticks. I was raised by a family of rabid wombats, hell bent on world domination. They had little time for a person of my majestic awesomeness, so I found myself rather neglected. I later joined a troupe of traveling midget strippers who enjoyed beating me with rubber hoses. After discovering a life threatening allergy to the scent of cabbage, I left the troupe to travel the Bermuda Triangle, and eventually won the title of World Champion of Spam Goo Twister. I retired my title after losing my left elbow in an unfortunate blender accident. A word of advice: a wad of previously chewed Bazooka Joe Gum does not a sufficient joint replacement make. After my tragic blender mishap, I suffered a 50 year bout of depression, grew the most epic of lady-beards and became a professional hobo. My luck ultimately changed when I found a 20 dollar bill dropped by a ladyboy hooker from Taiwan. Using said 20 dollars, I built a mansion made entirely of old shoe boxes, blue legos, squeaky toys, and duct tape, in which I currently reside.
In descending order, which 6 things could you never do without?
6. Diet Mountain Dew or Coffee
5. Good food
4. Humor
3. Music
2. My dogs
1. My kids
What would be your epitaph?
She did things and junk and stuff.
MBTI
INFP
Enneagram
5w4
Gender
Female
Occupation
Memory Care/Dementia Nurse of awesomeness

Signature

I am a fabulous potato. ​

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