I wish that I could have 100 incorruptible wishes (yeah, okay, there's this one but what are you going to do about the others, huh???), and that each of them will be chosen and defined by me, and nobody can take them from me, and they don't have any special conditions and are mine and only mine and will always come true and benefit me directly or someone I care about or something I want to help, and that there is nothing that anyone or anything can do about it and I don't have an ironic death afterwards or get sick or something messed up like that.
Oh wait and I don't want anyone to die every time I make a wish or for anything bad to happen to anyone-- it's all just 100% pure goodness.