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Shai Gar
I smoke Cigars. I'm not addicted, and only buy when I can afford them, which is rarely. I'd probably be able to afford shit cigars on a regular basis, but I smoke Cubans.
Whenever a smoker complains or says something about my smoking cigars I turn to him and call him either a pansy or a woman. Throwing in the fact that Cigarette means "Womans Cigar" in french. and then I berate them for even smoking in the first place if all they want to do is be a wimp about it. That's when I blow a huge amount into their faces. Apparently Cigar Smoke stinks. I think it stinks beautifully.
Non-Smokers - 1
Cigarette Smokers - 0
I can't stand cigarette smokers. They're offensive, they throw their butts everywhere, blow it into non smokers faces and generally act obnoxious when what they're doing is smoking a womans cigar and thinking they're tough.
It's my way.
My apologies to women and effeminate men, I don't mean to imply you're anything like smokers.
Whenever a smoker complains or says something about my smoking cigars I turn to him and call him either a pansy or a woman. Throwing in the fact that Cigarette means "Womans Cigar" in french. and then I berate them for even smoking in the first place if all they want to do is be a wimp about it. That's when I blow a huge amount into their faces. Apparently Cigar Smoke stinks. I think it stinks beautifully.
Non-Smokers - 1
Cigarette Smokers - 0
I can't stand cigarette smokers. They're offensive, they throw their butts everywhere, blow it into non smokers faces and generally act obnoxious when what they're doing is smoking a womans cigar and thinking they're tough.
It's my way.
My apologies to women and effeminate men, I don't mean to imply you're anything like smokers.