Philosophy and Religion

Please share your own unfair fun-poking at the towering intellects of our history.

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Socrates: first of all, he was pretty ugly. But there's worse. He also uses sophistry quite a lot in his dialogues. Dialogues which, by a benevolent stroke of luck, happened to be written by his pupil.

Plato: seriously, Plato? The philosopher king? Don't you realise you just single-handedly created enlightened despotism in 360 BC?

Aristotle: pretty deep, pretty systematic, but god, he...