Say Something No One Has Ever Said Before

[youhemmein]

The homophones spanked naughty Earl the barber with pan flutes in front of the cineplex on the eleventeenth of Augtober. Earl prefers being spanked with garbage bags full of freshly-washed boxer-briefs.

 

[acd]

Vanishing cracks after the minute dreams, but rejected existing,
chaos has slept.

 

[Ria]

Stop farting over there as its rude to stare at the side of a house.

 

[Holden On]

Hoist the sleeping bags, me hearties, toaster ovens and refrigerators ho!

 

[Lumi Spitsbergen]

Hoist the sleeping bags, me hearties, toaster ovens and refrigerators ho!

^^^This was actually said by a friend of mine while we were helping him move apartments....... to Jupiter (to keep with the game).

 

[Detective Conan]

If you'll excuse me, it's time I went and found a good park bench where I may butter my stones in peace.

 

[Gaze]

The victuals are a trite trenchant today.

 

[Holden On]

^^^This was actually said by a friend of mine while we were helping him move apartments....... to Jupiter (to keep with the game).

Fabulous.

 

[SPQR]

I've won the game.

 

[BlinkandThink]

Arkansas hides goose lava inside its jubilant clouds.

 

[Stu]

When Sirens call, women smile with derision as their men gawk transfixed.

 

[Saru Inc]

My best friend had an affair with a polar bear though it ended in disaster when she found out that he was cheating on her with a walrus.

THat's plausinble, unfortunately.


HOwever, if 4 stop signs really did want to cook up a meringue dance inside of Captain Vader's Volkswagen, then who am I to smash them with a knife.

 

[jyrffw54]

Dirty mouth? Well stop constantly thinking about ducks while masturbating and wipe your glasses!

 

[Detective Conan]

Owls can read your thoughts, DC; you weren't just being paranoid.

 

[MindYourHead]

The evil potato dramatically captured the electronic candle while laughing at the shrew.

 

[bagelriffic]

Hey Condolisa, my slim jim's burnin. Stop kickin my kangaroo and help me flap this jack back to Mumbasa.

 

[FiftySeven]

She knew better but didn't really believe it.

 

[Saru Inc]

Well first off, I'd like to thank the Chef for this evasive soul quest for the most delicious meal. Composed of 7 lightbulbs, one tsp of ranch, 4 nigerian monkeys, a rock, and chia pet growing powder. This is makes my insides go vroom vroom when i take this and insert it under my toenails, ahh! The delight.

Again thank you, mr. Boyardee.

 

[Sloe Djinn]

Baby, you differentiate under the integral sign like butta.

 

[Barnabas]

mineral pickles are nasty when eating small animals.