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Say Something No One Has Ever Said Before

Holden On

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Jun 9, 2010
Write a weird sentence, that no one is likely to have said ibefore. (I guess in the millions of years that humans have been capable of speecj, probably, there's not much that hasn't ever been said, but you get the idea. :))

The sentence has to be grammatically correct, so it can't just be nonsense! The WORDS don't have to make sense, but the grammar does. :)

I'll start:
My hamster wove a basket out of scallions.
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