I can attest from personal experience this is exactly what will happen.
I'm still trying to get over the, "I will be a man whore until I suddenly fall hopeless, madly in love with you" part. I think my INFJ brain is utterly incapable of making sense of it.
if you subtracted the horndog factor, I would TOTALLY do it. Bluntness, directness, action. Sounds perfect. The breasts would probably be an add on, you got big ones you need a lot of back rubs. Which I'm happy to dispense, and perhaps I can blackmail one in return.
I've always thought ENTP would be the best type to date but now I wonder whether I could really date a Narcissus. They sound like so much fun on paper but I think in reality, well, things might be a bit different.
I'd need to find a real one to try but they don't seem to be anywhere. I keep meeting NFs everywhere. Blah.