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I hate it when they have sex!

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DrShephard said:
A few suggestions:

Just tell them! Hopefully they'll be respectful about it. If that doesn't work, then their shenanigans call for shenanigans of your own:

Put this on whenever the shenanigans start, loud:

YouTube - Debbie Does Dallas Theme

or this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4

or this...

YouTube - Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

or start audibly crying whenever they start up.

or sneakily put icyhot or tobasco sauce in their KY when they're not around.

or, whenever they're around, ask them to pray with you about their souls and that they reconsider premarital sex.

...or move!
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i love the debbie does dallas theme! funkay
 
70's porno music? Why not porno grind? :p

Wow, I am retarded for entering conversations like these...
 
nil said:
70's porno music? Why not porno grind? :p

Wow, I am retarded for entering conversations like these...
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porno grind?

LIIIINK ME i love sexy music
 
Politely throw up on their side of the curtain.

If it was me.. I'd blast Bieber (as mentioned. Props Bickelz)
Or any Kraftwerk song.

Or I'd move out.
 
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Goblue72 said:
Yeah, if you know them well enough you could just walk in while eating some fried chicken or something and ask stupid questions. Otherwise, random yells from afar can do the trick. Broomstick on the ceiling if they were in a room above you. Mace if they weren't roommates at all.
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*broomstick through the curtain*
"YOW!...
not so rough!"

But seriously, I'd at least talk to them about some kind of compromise, at least so they're aware of your feelings on the issue.
 
bickelz said:
It's funny to read this and look at your avatar at the same time.
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i was thinking that the other day. haha, oh well. i love that picture of myself. LOVE IT.
 
I used to live in a house with the thinnest walls ever. when my landlady's friends would come and stay, they would always have sex loudly in the next room. whenever they did, I would put on very loud, very annoying music, usually containing a banjo, just so they knew they were annoying me.
 
Curiosilla said:
... *I* feel embarrassed bringing it up though...
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Maybe that's what your opening line to your roomate. "I'm embarrassed bringing this up. When your girlfriend is here, I hear everything."

Somehow you have to tell him:

1 - You hear it.
2 - You are embarrassed.
3 - You don't want to hear it.

How you finally tell him will be your choice. If you're not good doing face-to-face, try leaving a note on his pillow just before you leave, but when you know he'll be coming in to find it. Maybe also offer a solution as to a possible schedule of when you will be out, and it's ok, and when you'll be in and it's not so ok.

If he's got any respect, he'll be understanding and want to work on the issue.
 
I was thinking alone the music line, too
something just to throw them off their rhythm, with the absurd....and ducks
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have you ever though of masturbating loudly to cheap porn? I hope this wasn't already posted...
 
The onus is on you.

YOU can say something and get them to understand the problem. Or YOU will have to live with the annoyance. Other people are not mind readers and you should not expect them to figure it out on their own. It might make you unconfortable, but that's your responsibillity to say something, and no one elses.

Don't be passive about say how you feel. If you don't you risk your relationship with these people dissolving.
 
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[MENTION=387]IndigoSensor[/MENTION]. I don't think this is a serious issue like you make it out to be. It's kinda funny actually. The OP just needs a way to make it ridiculously funny and awkward for everybody. As long as he is ready for the impending awkwardness, make comments about your roommies tiny...
 
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yeah, I think all you have to do is comicly remind your roommate that you actually exist while he's doing the deed and you'll find that things improve.
honestly, some people just forget about other people when they're having sex...
 
You should just say somthing, but I dont see why they should be quite just for your sake.
 
that's a point, people should be able to have loud outragious sex occasionally, but if it's an every day, or near every day type thing, yeah, that is a bit inconsiderate.
 
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Galileo said:
that's a point, people should be able to have loud outragious sex occasionally, but if it's an every day, or near every day type thing, yeah, that is a bit inconsiderate.
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Not if they let you in on it though.
 
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