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What is your REAL age?

slant said:
I have one about hanging principals and punching teachers.
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ME TOO! Are they these ones?

"Hello Class 3C, I'm Peter Harvey your new science teacher, and today you're going to learn some fucking respect."

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Peter Harvey as been quoted as saying "Teaching is all about opening a child's mind".

Yeah, but not all over the fucking classroom floor mate!

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Don't know much about history,
Don't know much trigonometry,
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the French I took.....

Didn't know much about the teachers left hook either.

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Famous last words, Jack Waterhouse....
... " Fuck off, you are just a Teacher ! "

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I think Peter Harvey should be congratulated for his actions in fracturing Jack Waterhouse's skull during a science lesson. It's this 'hands on' approach that is sadly lacking in British Education today.

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If a force of 500N acts to the right and a force of 3N acts to the left,...... then how far will that little shit travel across the floor?

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Peter Harvey is facing a more serious charge after weights and measures found out that he wasn't using a metric weight.
 
You are 37 years old!!

Skye said:
What does it mean though?
Am I wise beyond my years OR more boring than the rest of my age-group?
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For me, it's the latter.
 
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You are 42 years old!!


och that hurts!
 
You are 48 years old!!




Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)


  • You scored 48% on Age, higher than 94% of your peers.
 
You are 31 years old!!


haha. no wonder time seems to fly +16 lmao

You scored 31% on Age, higher than 12% of your peers.
 
You are 41 years old!!
 
35
 
You are 37 years old!! a mid-life crisis is imminent lol
 
You are 36 years old!!
 
You are 36 years old!!


But atleast I still look young, right? RIGHT?! :mcute:
 
Shai Gar said:
ME TOO! Are they these ones?

"Hello Class 3C, I'm Peter Harvey your new science teacher, and today you're going to learn some fucking respect."

---------- ----------

Peter Harvey as been quoted as saying "Teaching is all about opening a child's mind".

Yeah, but not all over the fucking classroom floor mate!

---------- ----------

Don't know much about history,
Don't know much trigonometry,
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the French I took.....

Didn't know much about the teachers left hook either.

---------- ----------

Famous last words, Jack Waterhouse....
... " Fuck off, you are just a Teacher ! "

---------- ----------

I think Peter Harvey should be congratulated for his actions in fracturing Jack Waterhouse's skull during a science lesson. It's this 'hands on' approach that is sadly lacking in British Education today.

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If a force of 500N acts to the right and a force of 3N acts to the left,...... then how far will that little shit travel across the floor?

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Peter Harvey is facing a more serious charge after weights and measures found out that he wasn't using a metric weight.
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Nope. It went like this (to the tune of glory glory hallelujah)

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule
we snuck into the office and we hung the principal our truth is marching on.
glory glory hallelujah
teacher hit me with a ruler
I punched her in the bean with a rotten tangerine, and her teeth came marching out
 
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