Please don't. My mom always tells me I have no sense of humor. I usually just tell her that's because her jokes aren't funny. But maybe she's onto something...*sigh* Another attempted humor comment fail. I think I should give them up.
Please don't. My mom always tells me I have no sense of humor. I usually just tell her that's because her jokes aren't funny. But maybe she's onto something...*sigh* Another attempted humor comment fail. I think I should give them up.
*sigh* Another attempted humor comment fail. I think I should give them up.
Fine. It's done like this:
Gloomy, I'm in love with you, let's go snuggle.
This thread makes me want a love interest so I can embarrass myself by trying to woo them.
Hooray for school in two weeks.
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."
I plan to try out my direct confession this Friday. Something along the lines of "I really like you." And assuming that works out then following up with, "So would you like to date?" Be prepared to hear from bawling Satya or jubilant Satya depending upon the results.
I plan to try out my direct confession this Friday. Something along the lines of "I really like you." And assuming that works out then following up with, "So would you like to date?" Be prepared to hear from bawling Satya or jubilant Satya depending upon the results.
The problem with that, is that you'll end up staying friends. A castrated teddy bear, in her eyes. (Sigh)