Say something you would never say...

Obama you are a true inspiration for all of the freedom loving people in America.
 
Ignorance is bliss.
 
That’s so...meta!
 
Why do you seek attention on Facebook from others so much?

Oh, how I would love to say this though.
 
I'm a broken toy, awkward and vulnerable, but will you be my friend as I really like you and you make me feel better.
 
I already did.
 
I know your my boss, but am I really expected to sit here and listen to this bullshit?

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I think I might have O.C.D.

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I'm sorry I got lost can you repeat that last bit again?
Where do you want me to start?
I don't know, from about 10 minutes ago

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I know, I am really impressed with your house and your fancy car. It's just that frankly I think your boring shit and I'd rather go home and talk to my cat that hang out with you. (I don't have a cat but that's besides the point).
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I know a lot of people like you and have voted for you to receive that TV award but your incredibly handsome smile whilst you 'jokingly' undermine your guests makes me sick.

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Why did you choose proctology to specialise in??

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Don't you care that the whole neighbourhood can hear you for 10 kilometers.
 
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