Say something you would never say...

oh yes, i'd be thrilled to fix your computer; I just loving doing that when i get home after 9 hours of working on computers for my job,
 
Please wake me up before my alarm goes off.
 
No, No, I don't mind if you want to argue some more.
 
i totally said this at work the other day when i was in hyper-extrovert-work-mode, “well i could talk your ear off all day, i’ll let you go” :m082: it was weird
 
TooShyToSay said:
"I am so glad that you looked me up out of the blue and tried to friend me. Even though we dated years ago, I think we might be able to have an affair as you imagined. Booty call me tonight! I am sure my SO won't mind."
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if i were a dude, i'd come down ur chimney in a santa thong while ur SO is out and get some brain while your jaw was still dropped open
 
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Yes, but Turtles are indigenous to my home.
 
Dont touch me.

Im really not in the mood to hear about your life story.

why are you even talking to me after you said that i wasn't your friend?

I don't want to understand what your going through ...hypocrite.

Im not shy and socially awkward I'm just quiet.... Dumbass.
(I feel so bad saying the last one):m033:
 
Disappear from my life and never come back. Thank you.
 
I'll never tell you how pathetic your life is because you have a right to live as you please. That being said, please shape up and stop leaning on me for sympathy. Eventually I'll stop caring because my humanity has limits.


Xoxox,
Me
 
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