My dreams are always disturbingly awesome. For a lot of people they could be considered nightmares, but in the way they are played out they are just so damn funny.
One of my favorite dreams to talk about is my Puppet dream. Ready? Here we go.
Well, so I'm walking around in a casino, minding my own business, when all of the sudden this midget starts chasing me with a knife out of nowhere. He was probably 1/2 my size, and I'm 5'2, so he was SHORT. Well for some reason I don't just kick the guy in the face I feel the need to outrun him, so he chases me around the Casino [ with people in plain sight but I guess they just didn't care too much] and finally he chases me into the basement.
It's bare, unfurnished, and when we get in there he corners me and I'm basically trapped. So I'm thinking, oh shit. So he ties me down on one of those metal examination table and then he takes a scalpel and skins me alive- I'm all screaming- but then it doesn't hurt and then I just die. So then it's from aerial view and I can see it from a 'heavenly' perspective, and he takes all of my guts [ liver, heart, lungs, etc] and stuffs them into this giant rotting horse carcass. And then he takes my skin and starts fiddling with it- and hour later he's got a puppet! He made a puppet out of my skin! I woke up laughing.
And then this other one, I was immortal in the dream.
My friend and I were walking in a deserted alley way around midnight for some reason when all of the sudden this asshole comes up to us with a gun and points it at my friend. Apparently not afraid at all of death, I yell out, "Hey! What the hell, man? Don't point your gun at my friend-" and right at the moment he shoots my friend in the face. It was the awesome-st thing though because it was SUPER COOL special effects. The blood just went SPPOSH over everything and pieces of his face landed everywhere...yeah, it was awesome. Anyway, at this point in time I take an offensive stance. "What the fuck, dude? Why do you have to go around killing people? That is not cool, not cool, my friend didn't even do anything to you." And then at that moment he shoots me in the face.
Then, it's a sky POV, looking down on the scene. The kid brings the gun up to his chin so it's touching, waits a minute before pulling the trigger- and then, I swear to you, the most realistic scene of some guy shooting his head off you'll ever see. Blood splattered- his skull was fragmented- it was....not even disturbing for some reason.
All of the sudden it cuts back to me and my friend, and first we're just lying on the ground dead for a while. All of the sudden I get up, "Hey, why are we even pretending to be dead? We're immortal." My friend immediately gets up after me. "Oh yeah! I forgot about that." And then, it cuts to my school and we're in the middle of the school assembly and my gaze wanders, and I spot that guy who shot us!
"Dude! It's that fucking guy who shot and killed us in the ally, remember?" I say, elbowing my friend. "Apparently, he's immortal too." My friend responds. I roll my eyes. "I'm going to go up and talk to him." Then I go up to talk to him, and I'm all, "So why did you kill my friend and I in the Ally a couple of days back?" He takes a long [ way too long] pause. "Because I liked you," He responds, emotionless. I give him a funny look. "Yeah, but just because you like someone doesn't mean you have to shoot them in the face. It's simple, really, all you got to do is tell them." And then all of the sudden after I say that I have the sudden realization that because he shot me he had gained all of my friends, had straight A's, and was the most popular person on the face of the planet. And I was stuck with nothing. =/ I GOT SCREWED OVER! What a bastard.