@subwayrider I know what you mean. I would make an awful cop! I would probably vacillate between social worker without boundaries and then, once I reached burnout, a cold, heartless, unreasonably distrusting officer. God.
This is all sorts of lol that made my night. It's a fascinating possibility to consider we could have time travel visitors, particularly ones from the future, and I'm willing to contend we probably do or will, but I don't think this guy is it.
That was a really creative story, or a really weird future. Why would a time machine look like a blender?? I guess the casing must have been designed by some descendent of George Osborne.
Perhaps a machine obsessively improved upon by James Dyson.
"Most time machines suck you up and spit you out any old place. But the Dyson time machine gently places you in any dimension of time you please. Never wrinkling your tweed sport coat or, melting your Kit Kats!"