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the real me is actually a dead lobster. what you hear about are all my clones.

how's life as a recycling machine?
 
the real me is actually a dead lobster. what you hear about are all my clones.

how's life as a recycling machine?

MUAHAHHAH, YOU ARE ONLY GETTING BACK THE MONEY THAT YOU ALREADY PAID WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE SODA!!! OMNOMNOMNOM!

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Life as a shoe?
 
Sweaty and smelly.

Life as a coffee cup?
 
I'm the crappy styrofoam kind.

Life as a momentary inflection of the voice?
 
very reasonable

what's life as a hot air balloon like?
 
high and happy

what is it like to be a psychiatrist?
 
Its a whole bunch of calamities.

Sometimes life is natural

Sometimes life is sharp,

frankly, sometimes life is flat

and sometimes its accidental.

I guess the most important thing of all,
is to remember Face, the rest, you can recall.


WHATS IT LIKE TO LIVE IN FUNKYTOWN????

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It probably would be like being on a continuous sex-crazed acid trip of some sort.

What's it like to be an emoticon?
 
i don't know. I just... sometimes... i feel really two dimensional. the dr's say I have Depression, Type 2-d Depression.


WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A MONKICON??? :m062:
 
It's a little different every time, but always cute! :)

What's it like to be a grain of sand?
 
I feel so small an insignificant...

What's it like to be a rowboat
 
Well yah tend to be rowed hard and put away wet.

What is it like being a penny?
 
Undervalued and unlucky, the coin of choice for train tracks everywhere.

What's it like to be a lima bean?
 
I go to the parties with all the other vegetables, but still nobody likes me.

What's it like to be a hubcap?
 
live in constant fear of being stolen


what is it like to be a tomato
 
Us tomatoes are mostly ISFP. I usually sit in the kitchen beside the tall cucumbers and the couch potatoes. Never talked to them in my life. My appearance is rather bland, but nevertheless I have great taste and I satisfy the senses. What is also remarkable about me is my smoothness... I have no hard edges and I'm extremely flexible.

What is it like to be the cardboard cylinder inside the toilet paper roll?
 
I think it's comfortable since nobody really does you harm or anything at all. But it's also very little imaginative to be like that. Kind of ST way. There is one thing buzzing though, why the view changes so much from time to time? I mean somebody is rolling me :S.

Cardboard cylinders have a bad end - you know what it looks like.

What is it like to be a duckadile or sharkgul (you can choose one of these)?

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(Duckadile) People are either gonna love me or hate me, think I'm a total cutie-pie or horrific monsiter, want to approach me, or run for it.


What's it like to be an ipod?