How would you react if . . .

[Bird]

(Which member Wayne? You cannot just let the suspense
build like this. We're sensitive. We'll explode.)


I don't take elevators.


How would you react if I were going to have your baby?

 

[bamf]

Simple, I don't take elevators.


How would you react if I were going to have your baby?

Buy you a card expressing my deepest condolences that you were having my baby.

What would you do if you always had a literal raincloud over your head?

 

[TinyBubbles]

Buy you a card expressing my deepest condolences that you were having my baby.

What would you do if you always had a literal raincloud over your head?

buy a raincoat

how would you react if you found out Obama was your new step dad?

 

[Feelings]

How would you react if I were going to have your baby?

I won't like it. You're totally unreliable. And what the are you still doing here anyways, I thought I told you what you ought to do.

how would you react if you found out Obama was your new step dad?

Thrilled.

 

[TinyBubbles]

I won't like it. You're totally unreliable. And what the are you still doing here anyways, I thought I told you what you ought to do.


Thrilled.

^next question?

 

[Wyst]

^next question?

I would react to this question with a question.


Hwyri your car broke down on your way to the airport right after you got married?

 

[bamf]

I would react to this question with a question.


Hwyri your car broke down on your way to the airport right after you got married?

I'd turn the trunk into the honeymoon suite, if you catch my drift.

Hwyri you turned into a dog for a day?

 

[Majesty]

I'd wonder how the hell did I get transformed in a dog, but then just forget about it and go discover my new smell and stuff like that ^_^

How would you react if you discovered that your dad is Santa Claus

 

[rawr]

I'd wonder how the hell did I get transformed in a dog, but then just forget about it and go discover my new smell and stuff like that ^_^

How would you react if you discovered that your dad is Santa Claus

tell him to lose some weight and consider some career counselling.

HWYRI if i turned into a kitty?

 

[jyrffw54]

tell him to lose some weight and consider some career counselling.

HWYRI if i turned into a kitty?

Take you in as my pet, and serenade you with Josh Groban, yarn, and milk.

HWYRI I told you that I was going to try out for American Idol?

 

[Soulful]

I'd cheer for you!

HWYRI your entire atheist/spiritual/religious belief system was proven to be entirely fallacious?

 

[rawr]

I'd cheer for you!

HWYRI your entire atheist/spiritual/religious belief system was proven to be entirely fallacious?

i would doubt my very existence. It is my identity.

HWYRI if I became a federal agent and showed up at your doorstep?

 

[Soulful]

I'd greet you with friendly surprise and ask what brings you to this far neck of the woods. I suppose I wouldn't worry too much since you'd be serving another country.

HWYRI if you had reason to believe your residence was being 'haunted'?

 

[jyrffw54]

Go on the news and say, "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo neighbors, hide yo husband. Cuz there is a ghost on the loose in dis house"

HWYR if your friend got sent to an asylum in Uzbekistan?

 

[Soulful]

Go on the news and say, "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo neighbors, hide yo husband. Cuz there is a ghost on the loose in dis house"

HWYR if your friend got sent to an asylum in Uzbekistan?

I would verbally express worry, followed by research and phone calls.

HWYRI you were prophesied your future by someone who could also, verbatim, describe your past to the utter most detail?

 

[rawr]

I'd greet you with friendly surprise and ask what brings you to this far neck of the woods. I suppose I wouldn't worry too much since you'd be serving another country.

HWYRI if you had reason to believe your residence was being 'haunted'?

"international business, ma'am."

Go on the news and say, "Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo neighbors, hide yo husband. Cuz there is a ghost on the loose in dis house"

HWYR if your friend got sent to an asylum in Uzbekistan?

try to do everything to get him out.

HWYRI if a random friend you lost contact with some 5+ years, comes to your door asking for a place to stay for three days?

 

[rawr]

I would verbally express worry, followed by research and phone calls.

HWYRI you were prophesied your future by someone who could also, verbatim, describe your past to the utter most detail?

start the interrogation .

my previous question..

 

[TinyBubbles]

HWYRI if a random friend you lost contact with some 5+ years, comes to your door asking for a place to stay for three days?

i'd be very surprised and inquire into their circumstances, more than likely i'd let them stay and try to help them get back on their feet.

how would you react if the sun never came up?

 

[rawr]

i'd be very surprised and inquire into their circumstances, more than likely i'd let them stay and try to help them get back on their feet.

how would you react if the sun never came up?

THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!

HWYR if i woke up tomorrow with the talent of Josh Groban?

 

[magister343]

I would not care.


How would you react if posing hypothetical questions was made into a federal offense?