How would you react if . . .

[Gaze]

So, the object of the game/thread is to respond to a question asked by the previous poster which begins with "How would you react if . . .?," then post your own.


E.g.

Poster 1: How would you react if you saw a ghost in the mirror?

Poster 2: I would scream like a banshie

Poster 2: (For the next poster), how would you react if you found a secret cave in your house?


And it goes on and on . . .


So, to begin:

How would you react if you saw a tarantula in your flower garden?

 

[Siamese cat]

I would probably run as fast as I can, while screaming my lungs out, I don't like spiders.

How would you react if a stranger in a street approaches you and tells you that he sees in your face that you are a special person and that you are born to do important things?

 

[The Jester]

I would probably run as fast as I can, while screaming my lungs out, I don't like spiders.

How would you react if a stranger in a street approaches you and tells you that he sees in your face that you are a special person and that you are born to do important things?

Burst out laughing and tell everyone about my experience.
And then tell a few jokes about me being the prophet for the jews. (I've got this jewish nose-thing going on.)

How would you react if you saw a tiger running around in the street, with an indian man on its back?

 

[Nixie]

Burst out laughing and tell everyone about my experience.
And then tell a few jokes about me being the prophet for the jews. (I've got this jewish nose-thing going on.)

How would you react if you saw a tiger running around in the street, with an indian man on its back?

I would probably wonder who slipped me the drugs and where I could get somemore.

How would you react if you had a dream where you wondered if you were insane?

 

[jyrffw54]

i would conciously question my sanity. How would you react if all the monkey smiles became hippos?

 

[rawr]

i would be rather disappointed.

how would you react if i became a moderator?

 

[Bird]

I would congratulate you and wish you luck in all of your future endeavors.


How would you react if I were to come onto you?

 

[Wyst]

I would congratulate you and wish you luck in all of your future endeavors.


How would you react if I were to come onto you?

Respond by giving you a wedgie.


How would you react if someone told you unicorns don't exist after all?

 

[Bird]

Respond by giving you a wedgie.


How would you react if someone told you unicorns don't exist after all?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Feelings]

Respond by giving you a wedgie.


How would you react if someone told you unicorns don't exist after all?

Not much reaction at all.

How would you react if I ran into you IRL, asked you to go for coffee, you said no, and I started crying?

 

[Bird]

Not much reaction at all.

How would you react if I ran into you IRL, asked you to go for coffee, you said no, and I started crying?

I would feel incredibly bad and attempt to soothe your fragile state.
Offer you a tissue.


How would you react if your identity were stolen?

 

[arbygil]

I would feel incredibly bad and attempt to soothe your fragile state.
Offer you a tissue.


How would you react if your identity were stolen?

Frustrated, but then I would call the bank. Again.

How would you react if a school bus full of kids mooned you?

 

[Feelings]

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Frustrated, but then I would call the bank. Again.

How would you react if a school bus full of kids mooned you?

I would say "Santa is not real."

 

[TinyBubbles]

how would you react if a pack of wild hyena showed up at your doorstep?

 

[Gaze]

I would feed them cookies from behind a well barricaded door, but still revel in the ringing sound of maniacal laughter

How would you react if pizza was banned from existence?

 

[TinyBubbles]

I would feed them cookies from behind a well barricaded door, but still revel in the ringing sound of maniacal laughter

Oh i love it!

How would you react if pizza was banned from existence?

design and patent an almost identical pizza-like product and market it as an entirely new thing =D

how would you react if you were stuck in the rain without an umbrella?

 

[Bird]

Oh i love it!



design and patent an almost identical pizza-like product and market it as an entirely new thing =D

how would you react if you were stuck in the rain without an umbrella?

I would take my clothes off. I only like to be in
the rain naked. I hate my clothes sticking to my
body.


How would you react if you were robbed of all of your worldly possessions?

 

[TinyBubbles]

I would take my clothes off. I only like to be in
the rain naked. I hate my clothes sticking to my
body.

heh, reminds me of the end of shawshank

How would you react if you were robbed of all of your worldly possessions?

redefine the meaning of wordly possessions! technically we don't possess anything other than ourselves, and even that's contestable

HWYRI the love of your life left you for a yeti?

 

[Bird]

heh, reminds me of the end of shawshank



redefine the meaning of wordly possessions! technically we don't possess anything other than ourselves, and even that's contestable

HWYRI the love of your life left you for a yeti?

Okay; material* possessions

 

[Feelings]

heh, reminds me of the end of shawshank



redefine the meaning of wordly possessions! technically we don't possess anything other than ourselves, and even that's contestable

HWYRI the love of your life left you for a yeti?

Find the yeti and kill it of course. Whatever a yeti is.