How would you react if . . .

[sassafras]

I would say let's go shopping! lol XD


Hwyri If I sent you a lock of my hair in the mail?

Huh, what are the odds of stumbling upon the same question twice? I already answered this one for Jester... I guess the same would apply here too. *ponders the possibility of an entire HORDE of Jesters and SOTL's*...


HWYRI if you woke up in the middle of the night and there was a burglar in your house?

 

[TinyBubbles]

Huh, what are the odds of stumbling upon the same question twice? I already answered this one for Jester... I guess the same would apply here too. *ponders the possibility of an entire HORDE of Jesters and SOTL's*...


HWYRI if you woke up in the middle of the night and there was a burglar in your house?

wait until the right moment where I can POUNCE ON HIM WITH MY NINJA PROWESS rawr !

what would you do if Santa showed up at your doorstep tomorrow?

 

[Inquisitive]

I would ask to meet his reindeer.

How would you react if it rained on your parade?

 

[jyrffw54]

I would ask to meet his reindeer.

How would you react if it rained on your parade?

I would lead the crowd in singing "It's Rainin Men"

Hwyri, I called you at 6 on the morning

 

[Saru Inc]

I would lead the crowd in singing "It's Rainin Men"

Hwyri, I called you at 6 on the morning

Hi.


HWYRI if I called you 6 in the morning. Like that was your name.

 

[jyrffw54]

Hi.


HWYRI if I called you 6 in the morning. Like that was your name.

Contemplate Slapping you, since I was born at 9:05 in the morning

HWYRI I started speaking in tongues?

 

[Saru Inc]

I'd ask what happened to your teeth.


HWYRI if I told you to tell me to stop procrastinating and do my kick boxing homework.

 

[jyrffw54]

I'd ask what happened to your teeth.


HWYRI if I told you to tell me to stop procrastinating and do my kick boxing homework.

"SAMUEL ******* ****!" Stop Procrastinating and do your friggin KB Tarea!

HWYRI I changed the forum monkeys to Penguins?

 

[Saru Inc]

"SAMUEL ******* ****!" Stop Procrastinating and do your friggin KB Tarea!

HWYRI I changed the forum monkeys to Penguins?

Ummmm eat your soul?


HWYRI if I told you that you were Obama's daughter. (I'm being serious )

 

[jyrffw54]

Ummmm eat your soul?


HWYRI if I told you that you were Obama's daughter. (I'm being serious )

Tell you that that is Genetically Imposible

HWYRI I told you that Nancy Pelosi was your second cousin?

 

[TinyBubbles]

Tell you that that is Genetically Imposible

HWYRI I told you that Nancy Pelosi was your second cousin?

demand proof!

what would you do if suddenly conceived a child without having sex?

 

[Bird]

demand proof!

what would you do if suddenly conceived a child without having sex?

I would get a makeover.
I would need to look awesome for all of my press appearances.
In all actuality I'd probably be murdered by some cult-like religious
group from some place like Uganda.


How would you react if you got fired from your job?

 

[jyrffw54]

I would get a makeover.
I would need to look awesome for all of my press appearances.
In all actuality I'd probably be murdered by some cult-like religious
group from some place like Uganda.


How would you react if you got fired from your job?

Look for a new job.

How would you react if a waiter at your favorite restaraunt (sp?) got your order drastically wrong, and then went "ghetto" on you after you called them out on it?

 

[Gaze]

Look for a new job.

How would you react if a waiter at your favorite restaraunt (sp?) got your order drastically wrong, and then went "ghetto" on you after you called them out on it?

Well, my response would be something like this, "Kind sir, pray tell why would you, of sound mind and body, be enraged as it were by my reluctance to let this issue subside, when clearly i was correct in pointing out the afore mentioned inaccuracies in the order? Well . . . I'm waiting for your response?"


hwyri you saw a moose in your backyard?

 

[jyrffw54]

Well, my response would be something like this, "Kind sir, pray tell why would you, of sound mind and body, be enraged as it were by my reluctance to let this issue subside, when clearly i was correct in pointing out the afore mentioned inaccuracies in the order? Well . . . I'm waiting for your response?"


hwyri you saw a moose in your backyard?

I would give it a muffin of course.

How would you react, if one morning, the entire forum showed up at your house?

 

[freybell]

Throw and INFJ party--that would actually be x number of pairs of people having private conversations + the random E's trying to "liven things up"

HWYRI you won the lottery, but after taxes you only got 5% of the winnings?

 

[Gaze]

Throw and INFJ party--that would actually be x number of pairs of people having private conversations + the random E's trying to "liven things up"

HWYRI you won the lottery, but after taxes you only got 5% of the winnings?

No, they didn't mess with my winnings! Why i oughta . . .


hwyri you met a dodo bird?

 

[Bird]

No, they didn't mess with my winnings! Why i oughta . . .


hwyri you met a dodo bird?

Mate.



How would you react if you were sad?
(I know this is lame.)

 

[TinyBubbles]

Mate.

lol

How would you react if you were sad?
(I know this is lame.)

nah not lame, relatable. i'd build a cocoon for myself and snuggle inside.

how would you react if the devil offered you immortality for your soul?

 

[Feelings]

how would you react if the devil offered you immortality for your soul?

Negotiate.

How would you react if you got fired from your job?

Laugh about it and collect 10 months of EI plus a generous severance. Getting fired without cause is the shit. (I STILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO ME IN THAT REGARD)

How would you react, if one morning, the entire forum showed up at your house?

spend all my time with 1 member

How would you react if.... we touched awkwardly in an elevator as we both reached to push the button.