Dante's Inferno placement test
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Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level
i have extreme violence and wrathful and gloomy. xD
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level
i have extreme violence and wrathful and gloomy. xD
| Level | Who are sent there? | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Purgatory | Repending Believers | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | Low |
| Level 2 | Lustful | Very High |
| Level 3 | Gluttonous | Very Low |
| Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low |
| Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Very Low |
| Level 7 | Violent | Moderate |
| Level 8 - The Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | High |
[h=2]Second Level of Hell[/h]
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
unless you dont fancy our company...
Woot is a celebratory intonation!
I would gladly sit by the flaming sepulchers of Dis and have a couple of cocktails with you two!
[h=1]Dante's Inferno Test - You Have Been Judged[/h]
[h=3]The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 5 times.[/h]
[h=2]Fifth Level of Hell[/h]
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it
are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at
each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their
teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn
from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a
doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a
cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
[h=3]The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 5 times.[/h]
The
sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished
to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished
to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
[h=2]Fifth Level of Hell[/h]
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it
are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at
each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their
teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn
from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a
doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a
cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Level 7
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
when it says very high what does that mean ?
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
when it says very high what does that mean ?
Purgatory:
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
That's awesome! I've taken this test before but not for ages and I used to end up at the very bottom...Cocytus or the Sixth Circle (Dis) at the very least!
Pretty pleased with that result.
Purgatory High
Level 1 - Limbo High
Level 2 - Lustful High
Level 3 - Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Very Low
Level 7 - Violent Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Moderate
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
That's awesome! I've taken this test before but not for ages and I used to end up at the very bottom...Cocytus or the Sixth Circle (Dis) at the very least!
Pretty pleased with that result.
Purgatory High
Level 1 - Limbo High
Level 2 - Lustful High
Level 3 - Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Very Low
Level 7 - Violent Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Moderate
Eighth Level of Hell - The Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
but is there sex?
| Level 8 - The Malebolge | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | High |
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
but is there sex?
Is it wrong that it bothers me that I did not score in a lower depth of Hell than the second level? It's my competitive side. I like to get the farthest in everything.
No, not here. In this place we all congratulate ourselves on our self-imposed misery
you're not working hard enough if you can't feel the burn of bitterness
get to work, slacker
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
wooo sexy time for me.... oh wait
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Also what the hell I usually get level 6 or 7 on this test.
Quick someone help me sin. I'm apparently not enough of an abomination.... and thats not cool. I must spit in god's eye. I'm mean seriously being non believing heathen ins't enough anymore.
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Also what the hell I usually get level 6 or 7 on this test.
Quick someone help me sin. I'm apparently not enough of an abomination.... and thats not cool. I must spit in god's eye. I'm mean seriously being non believing heathen ins't enough anymore.
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
\m/. .|m/
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
\m/. .|m/
Tin Man
"a respectable amount of screaming"
Only level six, I was hoping for level nine so I could kill Satan and rule over Hell. I need to become more evil.