Dante's Inferno placement test

this has made my morning Can I go there NOW?

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

 

THIS SOUNDS AWFUL -- IN THE REALM WHERE THE LUSTFUL SPEND ETERNITY (apparently, me)

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

Who is with me?

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

 

I wouldn't say I'm as virtuous as this makes me out to be. I suppose through my life I've only ever done one thing I feel awful about which I feel I made up for but I don't think I'm as virtuous as the philosophers.

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

Oh, you'll be there too? Look me up!

lol

 

I'll catch up with you!!!!! Its not hot enough on the 6th level hahaha

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level 7 for me, I guess God doesn't like free thinkers and prefers mindless robots.


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assassins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

 

Seventh is the hottest or what? For the Violent ones. Oh my, I guess Dante knows me better than I know myself haha I hope our group gets bigger ound: Sadomites and tyrans what can better.

 

when you know which part of hell you're going to - you might as well start making friends before you get there lol

 

That's what I'm going for ;-)

 

[h=2]First Level of Hell - Limbo[/h][HR][/HR]Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Lol will do, if I can find the time between being molested for eternity :shudder:

 

[TABLE]
[TR]
[TH="bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Level[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Who are sent there?[/TH]
[TH="bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Score[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td0, bgcolor: #220033"]Purgatory[/TD]
[TD="class: td0, bgcolor: #220033"]Repending Believers[/TD]
[TD="class: vl, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very Low[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td1, bgcolor: #110022"]Level 1 - Limbo[/TD]
[TD="class: td1, bgcolor: #110022"]Virtuous Non-Believers[/TD]
[TD="class: vl, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very Low[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td2, bgcolor: #220011"]Level 2[/TD]
[TD="class: td2, bgcolor: #220011"]Lustful[/TD]
[TD="class: e, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Extreme[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td3, bgcolor: #330011"]Level 3[/TD]
[TD="class: td3, bgcolor: #330011"]Gluttonous[/TD]
[TD="class: vh, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very High[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td4, bgcolor: #440011"]Level 4[/TD]
[TD="class: td4, bgcolor: #440011"]Prodigal and Avaricious[/TD]
[TD="class: h, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]High[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td5, bgcolor: #550011"]Level 5[/TD]
[TD="class: td5, bgcolor: #550011"]Wrathful and Gloomy[/TD]
[TD="class: vh, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very High[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td6, bgcolor: #660011"]Level 6 - The City of Dis[/TD]
[TD="class: td6, bgcolor: #660011"]Heretics[/TD]
[TD="class: e, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Extreme[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td7, bgcolor: #770011"]Level 7[/TD]
[TD="class: td7, bgcolor: #770011"]Violent[/TD]
[TD="class: vh, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very High[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td8, bgcolor: #880011"]Level 8 - The Malebolge[/TD]
[TD="class: td8, bgcolor: #880011"]Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers[/TD]
[TD="class: h, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]High[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="class: td9, bgcolor: #990011"]Level 9 - Cocytus[/TD]
[TD="class: td9, bgcolor: #990011"]Treacherous[/TD]
[TD="class: vh, bgcolor: #111111, align: center"]Very High[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

[h=2]First Level of Hell - Limbo[/h][HR][/HR]Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

Level 6

 

I'll bring baileys

 

^ alsos