But it's sooo far away. What if you turn out to be a raving axe murder and I'm stuck on a spaceship with you for thousands of years? What if, Bird, what if?
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Well.
You'd be dead and your body would get
struck by millions of meteors until it just
got hit so much there was nothing left.
And to be quite frank, I don't think anything
will be of any concern to you then.
That won't happen though because I
will need brute force to carry me around
on his back while I observe. I chose you
for your height.
Hmmm, raving axe murderer, or play pack mule for thousands of years...raving axe murderer, or play pack mule.
I guess I could carry you around then, but can you make sure the spaceship is built with tall enough corridors? I hit my head enough as it is, I'd hate to have to slouch for thousands of years to avoid hitting yours.
I guess I could carry you around then, but can you make sure the spaceship is built with tall enough corridors? I hit my head enough as it is, I'd hate to have to slouch for thousands of years to avoid hitting yours.
If you can guarantee that my bed will be extra long, my sleeping environment will be extra cold, there is an endless supply of good coffee, and that I can order ham and pineapple pizza whenever I please, then you have yourself a deal.
When I get back, would you care to join me to the center of the Earth?
If you think an endless supply of pizza and good coffee can get me in teh sack, you're sadly mistaken.
I'm not that easy, sistah.
I met my Wife on a blind date that was set up by the Wife of a guy I worked with.
Neither one of us was looking to get into a relationship at the time. We both had been divorced for a couple of years and were quite content living on our own.
We met at a BBQ at their house, and it didn't take long for us to notice particular attention was being paid to the both of us when we spoke to each other, as we sat at the picnic table.
"I see we have been set up"! I told her. She agreed.
Later in the evening, I quietly asked her if she would be interested in getting together for dinner when there weren't so many eavesdroppers around.
The following Saturday we went out for dinner and then to a couiple of night clubs.
7 months later we got married.
That was 12 years ago. It's still good!
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The way this is written makes it sound like you suggest he bring porn on the date, which I imagine would be rather awkward and not what you intended.
I've been on several, I dont think I would ever again, not that I am a meanie, but if I am not feeling it and not interested, I usually only put up with the charade for just so long before I find an exit strategy... the 2 I went on, called for exist strategies.
Hahahahaha.
You are right, I didn't intend for it to read that way.
I wasn't even convinced that it did come off that
way until I had read it through several times.
Thanks for the heads up
Classic NT right there for you.
Why not? Well in my case, because it involves other people's feelings.
A logical statement. But don't you think that it leaves out being sensitive to where other people are emotionally?
I just think it's a little too cavalier.
I don't think taking their emotions out of the equation is what's going on. They are just as likely to reject you. Tell me you wouldn't be hurt. Dealing with emotions are a part of life, and they exist for a reason.
I'm not telling you what to do nor telling you what's you should do. If you don't want to go on a blind date, then don't. It's your life.
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