The Poo Thread

[barbad0s]

Sometimes, it feels good to accidentally poo yourself. It feels soft and warm around your butthole. Closest feeling to sex I've had in a while.

( things to say during job interview)




(I am joking)

 

[Free]

 

[Peppermint]

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

I like how this is the third edition. It didn't fail the first two times despite the name. Also: turd edition...

 

[Kaleidoscopic]

He must be very constipated if he gets bored trying to do poop.

 

[Free]

A Break From Life's Atrocities

(_!_)​

"Once upon a time, a little doggy poo lived on the side of a road. He felt all alone in this world. He believed that nobody needed him for anything, and that he had no purpose in life. If only Doggy Poo had a reason for being, then he wouldn't give up on his dream to be useful to this world. One day, Doggy Poo meets a lovely dandelion sprout. Will she explain his purpose in life? Will she help him make his dream come true?"

[video=youtube;argbjMdueug]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=argbjMdueug[/video]

[video=youtube;X2f3hsxNGnU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2f3hsxNGnU[/video]

[video=youtube;YkyNggv74EI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkyNggv74EI[/video]

[video=youtube;CcdY1oCvHcI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcdY1oCvHcI[/video]


(_!_)​

 

[Rcs6r]

[video=youtube;20D-kf9moX0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20D-kf9moX0[/video]

 

[Free]

Sometimes, it feels good to accidentally poo yourself. It feels soft and warm around your butthole. Closest feeling to sex I've had in a while.

( things to say during job interview)




(I am joking)

(doesn't think she's joking)

 

[hush]

 

[Misadventure]

After vigorous activity has occurred in the bathroom, Post-Poo Drop's crisp citrus peel notes— fortified with rich floral elements — effectively neutralise disagreeable smells. Dispense three drops into the toilet bowl post-flush. Additional drops in the hand basin will intensify the aroma, to the benefit of subsequent visitors.

it's just poop for crying out loud

 

[Skarekrow]

[MENTION=3998]niffer[/MENTION]

 

[Rcs6r]

These Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Will Make You S*!t Your Pants – Literally

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

These Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Will Make You S*!t Your Pants – Literally

Not if you take your pants off first

 

[hush]

Not if you take your pants off first

And that shall be your only hope of preserving the integrity of your pants.

 

[Free Mind]

Damn, that's a lot of poop. D: Guess I can contribute a little;

“Everybody looks at their poop.”
-Oprah Winfrey

 

[sprinkles]

[video=youtube;CtYA_99Q4_o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYA_99Q4_o[/video]

[video=youtube;hG3RE-UDvo0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG3RE-UDvo0[/video]

 

[Free Mind]

Inspired to link because of [MENTION=6917]sprinkles[/MENTION] songs.

This is a compilation of anime songs with the misheard lyrics. There is some poo stuff in it. :3

[video=youtube;Wgai9tYzEQc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgai9tYzEQc[/video]​

 

[sprinkles]

Inspired to link because of [MENTION=6917]sprinkles[/MENTION] songs.

This is a compilation of anime songs with the misheard lyrics. There is some poo stuff in it. :3

[video=youtube;Wgai9tYzEQc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgai9tYzEQc[/video]​

OMG I'm legit laughing

 

[sprinkles]

[MENTION=3379]Free Mind[/MENTION]

It's also hilarious on the two Maximum the Hormone songs from Deathnote because those lyrics might be something that they would plausibly write lol

 

[Skarekrow]

Super tasty burrito, or handful of shit…you decide.