Mormon missionaries are coming to my house on tuesday

If they have seen that one episode of Southpark that explains their religion.
If not, ask them to watch it with you!

 

Ohhh my bffs husband has some great ones. I'll get back to you!

 

Ha they have constantly come to my house before..

Some questions which might be interesting..

Is polygamy still practiced? they denied this when they came to my home in Miami..
What Happens after death? they have this weird ''salvation plan'' which you might find interesting.
Oh ask them about the book of Mormon and it's origins..
Also ask them about angels, they have this theory that angels were actually human beings such as Noah on this Earth..
Ask them about controversial issues such as abortion..
Ask them why they don't consume caffeine..

 

"Why are you in my house?"

 

nah flds are no longer a part of the momron doctorine, they were kicked out. And it's hot drinks not Caffine it's hot drinks.

 

That is older than mormons, that started with the jews.

 

I have a question. Why are there mormon missionaries coming to your house? Did someone invite them over or something?

 

Really? I attended Mormon service before, they constantly state that caffeine in all sorts is prohibited, not so much soda, but tea and coffee are addressed. Maybe its just the facts that tea and coffee are hot drinks but they don't mention they are banned because they are ''hot'' they always state caffeine.

 

I'm Mormon (by baptism, and my mother is). Ask them about the revelations you recieve if you go to the temple. It's kind of interesting.

And, it's caffeine. My mom tryed to get me to drink caffiene-free soda. Nay.

 

They tend to knock on doors and ask if you want to hear a ''speech''. Later they try to convince you on giving them your phone number to continue talking.

 

They beleive they are a tribe of isrial.

 

My bff was born bred and raised Mormon and she always told me it's hot drinks. I guess it could depend on your bishop.

Ask them why they think their baptism is the purest.

I live in Mormon Zion. Salt lake city. I've had plenty of them come knocking.

 

yes!!this rule as well, there was times when Mormons will come to my house and my dad was not around, they had to wait in the staircase outside our house until my dad came..it was pretty annoying. The same applies to females, there must be a female over 16 if female missionaries come to your house though female missionaries are rarer as they are expected to learn how to raise a family while the males go on mission which I find to be pretty dumb. They have a lot of restrictions, for example you cannot kiss a female missionary on the cheek.

 

Ask them when they die, what kind of animals they will have on the planet they become the God of.

Also ask them why black people were once considered by the church to be cowards.

And of course, ask them why their Church uses National Marriage Organizations as a front for their efforts against gay rights.

 

Ask them why they invaded England in 1066.