me (to a massive gangster black guy in 8th grade): "Hi! You sound like a girl."
him: "... Well girly you sound like a horse -- or more like a whore!"
he started throwing snowballs at me really hard .. and i apologized
then we were friends again. see, extroverts say socially retarded things all the time.
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me (to guy sitting beside me on the plane): "Hi, excuse me, would you like my pretzels?"
him: "oh sure thanks"
*2 hours later*
him: "so, how'd you like that justin bieber movie?"
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me (to new girl in class as we were going around the class doing an icebreaker game): "hi, my name is jennifer. i have a spare block at ____ time, so if you want to skip class you can come hang out with me."
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i'm sure i have tons of strange ones, but can't think of any right now...