Absurdly cool things you would say if you were in a action movie
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE."
If I were Batman and I was in a movie with Doctor Freeze as the villain... Hmmm.. *Blurry Dream Sequence*
Policeman #1. Good work Batman! But how did you figure out that it was Doctor Freeze behind these weather related crimes?
Batman: It wasn't too difficult to deduce officer. I simply noticed that all the crime scenes had one thing in common.
Policeman #2. Ice?
Batman: Yes, but more precisely, officer, hail. There's only one man who can control the weather to such a degree, Dr. Victor Fries. aka Doctor Freeze.
Policeman #1. *smiling* I don't know what Gotham would do without you, Batman. *leaves to escort Dr. Freeze into the squad car*
Dr. Freeze: *yelling out loud as he is being thrown into the squad car* I'll get you for this caped crusader! You'll pay for raining on my parade!
Policeman #2. Say Bats, now that we've got Freeze. What do you think the weather will be like tomorrow?
Batman: I can't say what the weather will be for Gotham, officer, but I do have a forecast for Dr. Freeze.
Policeman #2. Oh, whats that Batman?
Batman: *Jumps into the Batmobile* Cloudy, officer... *close up* with a 100% chance of jail. *drives off into the night*
Policeman #1. Good work Batman! But how did you figure out that it was Doctor Freeze behind these weather related crimes?
Batman: It wasn't too difficult to deduce officer. I simply noticed that all the crime scenes had one thing in common.
Policeman #2. Ice?
Batman: Yes, but more precisely, officer, hail. There's only one man who can control the weather to such a degree, Dr. Victor Fries. aka Doctor Freeze.
Policeman #1. *smiling* I don't know what Gotham would do without you, Batman. *leaves to escort Dr. Freeze into the squad car*
Dr. Freeze: *yelling out loud as he is being thrown into the squad car* I'll get you for this caped crusader! You'll pay for raining on my parade!
Policeman #2. Say Bats, now that we've got Freeze. What do you think the weather will be like tomorrow?
Batman: I can't say what the weather will be for Gotham, officer, but I do have a forecast for Dr. Freeze.
Policeman #2. Oh, whats that Batman?
Batman: *Jumps into the Batmobile* Cloudy, officer... *close up* with a 100% chance of jail. *drives off into the night*
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Protagonist to corrupt politician he's finally confronting.
"You tried to kill me. I like that. I respect that. I find a man who is fearless a lot harder to shoot than a man who isn't."
Politician quietly pees on himself. Protagonist looks at his pants then back up at his face and smiles.
"Damn. I was hoping this wouldn't be so easy." *Blows politician's brainmeats all over the wall.*
"You tried to kill me. I like that. I respect that. I find a man who is fearless a lot harder to shoot than a man who isn't."
Politician quietly pees on himself. Protagonist looks at his pants then back up at his face and smiles.
"Damn. I was hoping this wouldn't be so easy." *Blows politician's brainmeats all over the wall.*
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From 1:24 onwards one of my favorite movies scenes and lines from a Villain.
From 1:24 onwards one of my favorite movies scenes and lines from a Villain.
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Ah, it's moments like this where I feel almost... touched 
luckily such moments pass quickly.
New packaging, same product: Loser.
PROTAGONIST: As long as I'm alive, you WON'T succeed.
Me: *snicker* ha, my sentiments exactly *pulls a gun*
Damn, must stop posting early in the morning...
luckily such moments pass quickly.New packaging, same product: Loser.
PROTAGONIST: As long as I'm alive, you WON'T succeed.
Me: *snicker* ha, my sentiments exactly *pulls a gun*
Damn, must stop posting early in the morning...
