Absurdly cool things you would say if you were in a action movie

"Go ahead, make my day."

 

I know what you're thinking..

I loved his: 'Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one.'-quote.

 

From Blade. That and..

T2 Judgement Day

 

"I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight... maybe, I don't know, we could go out to dinner or something?"

 

"QED bitches."

 

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

"fogettaboutit"

 

#$%^ #$%^ #$%^ #$%^mutha mutha #$%^ #$%^ mutha mutha #$%^ #$%^ noich noich noich smokin dope drinkin beers

 

I wish to be a Frost Mage in my own action movie. And while doing my frosty thing, I would like to sing

"NUNA NUNA NUNA NU I'M A SUPER GIRL!"

They need to make a WoW movie. Like srsly. The revenues would be ridiculous. I would watch it 10x. Only on Tuesdays though, when popcorn and drink are free with admission.

 

"I don't need luck, I have shades!" - said just before a big action movie showdown involving many gunshots and flying bullets.

 

I'm sick of these motherf##king sith on this motherf##king death-star!

 

Arnold: Do you want to be a farmer?

Random Bad Guy: Huh?


*kicks guy in his jewels HARD*


Arnold: Well here's a couple of Acres!

 

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

 

This turkey sandwich is DELICIOUS!

 

SO full of win. I rep you and hereby give you inheritance to my kingdom.

 

"...But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

 

" 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Clint Eastwood

or the more common version:

"Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya?!"

 

*amidst high speed car chase* hey nice turn signal ya jerk, take the wheel, he needs a free bird.

 

If someone asked me if I was ready, I usually say "I was born ready".

If someone tells me "good luck", I sometimes say "I don't need luck. I have skill"

Hah! So full of Win.