Your famous quote

here are two small ones of mine. Will add more when i get to a computer. "decaffeinated coffee is like sex without penetration. What is the fucking point?" and "mortal life like light in darkest night, shines brightest when opposing evil men".
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I don't need to look for my place in this world because I'm always standing in it.

 

*points to the second quote in his signature*

 

What is the "fucking" point? Oh, sometime in the afternoon when you start nodding off because you haven't had your daily caffeine. At that point, you're fucked.

 

"Did you see what was posted on myface!?"

Sometimes when I'm talking, I have a tendency to take 2 words and combine it into one, such as "MySpace" and "Facebook" and making it into things like "myface". I've done this on more than one occasion, to the point where I just say "myface" on purpose because it's easier and it covers both of them.

I don't think that qualifies as "brilliant".

 

"life is like a river."
someone asks "why?"
"well fine, life isn't like a river."

"I'm a party in your tummy, except, not."

 

...by the sperm of all these boys who fuck you, get off my property!

 

I'm feeling pretty good about the epitaph I came up with for my "about me": Seen the world as a pain party, and danced enthusiastically.

Something I often chirp at my friends as a greeting or to answer phone calls with is "Pain party!" or sometimes "Pain, party of everyone!" So maybe to make this quote material I could be like:

I see the world as a pain party, and dance enthusiastically.

or maybe: See the world as a pain party, and dance enthusiastically!
Except I don't really think too many people are prepared or equipped to think of the world as a pain party, so maybe I should just leave it at "I see".

 

I was feeling quite sarcastic one day, dealing with some amazingly stupid people, and muttered to myself:

"Ignorance is nine-tenths of the law."

 

"It is what it is. Now change it."

 

Everyone is not like you.

Everyone should experience the unconditional love of a dog.

Learn all the music you can and share it with the world.

When you grow older, remember those that changed your diapers (and all the **** they had to put up with).

It is in the fine print a Republican does not embrace the Proposed Health Care package; be willing to meet someone halfway. You know what is wrong, so why try to force your views in such a manner?

 

I came up with this in 9th grade:

"Don't resist the changes that come to you. If you resist change, you are resisting a part of yourself. Those that do resist, are the ones who will in the end, fall..."

 

my signature is another one

 

i like it

 

my signatures

and one more I heard from a long time ago:

"I'm gonna live forever or die trying"

 

And my sig quote.

 

Lord, Thank you for those special people placed in my life. Amen.

Adieu, mon amies.

 

My quote would have to be

"suffering is art"

I can only hope to be remembered for it someday.