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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsLqKAvKiQM"]YouTube - Everyone Poops Trailer[/ame]
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc"]YouTube - "Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas[/ame]
 
Howdy Ho!

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Lately my poop has been like uniform ping pong balls in size and shape. And I've been pooping like 4 times a day. I don't know what this means.
 
^ Thank you very much for that. If we could rate individual posts I would give that 5 stars.
Time to send it to all my friends.

THE POOP BOX HAS ARRIVED


I'm actually going to try that out right now.








I'm not kidding.
 
update: So I used a chair instead of the "poop box". The results were similar I guess. Not much squeezing was required, and the TP was pretty much clean afterwards. I will continue using this method for a while to see if it improves my overall wellbeing.

That youtube user is pretty great btw. Here's another one of his related videos.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu5CZJUeaok&NR=1&feature=fvwp&fmt=18"]YouTube - Poopin' 1.0: The Big Red Poop![/ame]
 
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niffer said:
^ Thank you very much for that. If we could rate individual posts I would give that 5 stars.
Time to send it to all my friends.

THE POOP BOX HAS ARRIVED


I'm actually going to try that out right now.








I'm not kidding.
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I know, hes awesome. I have poop box myself. :m171:
 
Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past
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Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.
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The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of "being out of it" and talking to dead people.
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So I'd wager a few bucks on saying that nobody in Collier County has ever done coke.
 
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[MENTION=3998]niffer[/MENTION] you may just be my soul mate.
 
These days all my poo has been like type 1 here.

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I'm temporarily going vegan (not solely for this purpose).

I need to eat more vegetables.
 
So last night, I drank my "regularity" tea, and today released about 3 lbs of excrement. The smell was like an amplified combination of body odor, month-old bacteria-infested dirty laundry, and despair. That just goes to show how toxic the contents of my bowel system were. I think going vegan for a while is the only correct decision to make, for if I were to continue in my lately oddly carnivorous ways, it would result in colon cancer.

In other news, I donated blood today. I can rest assured that the heart of whomever is to receive my blood will be pumping that which is safe and reasonably free of waste.
 
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One of life's greatest passions? Really? Do you still feel that way when you are horribly constipated?

Well, remember I said this the next time in the future when you feel like you have a brick inside of you that needs to but wont come out.
 
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