The Dating Persona Test

Oh dear. Not sure I want to know!

 

The SonnetDeliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. (wtf)

haha cheese. :mrgreen:

 

Kwistalline, you are most definitely the wild rose: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLD&g=2&o=1

Apparently, I am the Window Shopper, and my danny certainly seems to be the boy next door

 

Ouch!! :lol: I totally deserve that!!

No, seriously, I just took the test. I'm the "SonnetDeliberate Gentle Love Dreamer". But you are right, I come off as a wild rose most of the time. It's a defense mechanism I've developed to protect myself from getting the kind of men . . . well, you know. Anyhow, It's a mask. I'm horribly romantic at heart, and I wouldn't mind having someone to lean on. Just have to be worthy of that kind of naked trust.

 

Er... yeah.

Probably.

 

Me too!

 

Another Window Shopper.

How sad

 

The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master
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Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)




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Hmm I get a different answer depending on my mood. lol.

 

The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer






I sees pattern

 

::cries:: This is NOT how I see myself....

I think I'm way more awesome in bed than that implies. I'm not that bad. I'm as soft as milk once you get past the jagged humor. But I just asked my boyfriend and he's still laughing so I guess this is me. Okay, so I'm picky. And maybe I have left more than a few sticky red fingers in my wake.... I don't know. This actually hurts my feelings kind of. Only because I've heard this about myself before.... hmmm

 

Wow, dude in the front page picture of the test is totally going for a grope.

Did it again cause I'm procrastinating. I've scored as The Window Shopper (RGLD) before, this time I got The Wild Rose (RBLD). Consistent results indicate I'm a random dreamy lover who sometimes hits sometimes doesn't.



Colourful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

 

The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


...hmmm.....probably true, but I'd like to think that I'm at least a little dangerous...

 

The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

 

I've always gotten The Vapor Trail

 

The Maid of Honor

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)


Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.
We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them



Yea. I don't think it is too much like me, but whatever.

 

The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)




Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

 

Window Shopper

Edit: I took it about a year ago and remembered my result. When I retook it I was Sonnet.

 

my god! I got

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

I won't copy the rest because it's horrible and not me

I think I'm rather :

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.