The Butt Game

[enigma]

you put but at the end and the next person takes the story in another direction...

One night Solongo was getting all primped to go out to a party but

 

[Sithious]

Then a comet the size of texas hit earth, killing every living organism, but

 

[J. Cardigan]

then her dog exploded. She was going to take Fluffymagoo (the dog) to the vet, but...

(I thought this was going to be a thread with pictures of butts)

e: damn, too slow.

e2: didn't realize Solongo was a female

 

[enigma]

then his dog exploded. He was going to take Fluffymagoo (the dog) to the vet, but...

(I thought this was going to be a thread with pictures of butts)

e: damn, too slow.

My pathetic typing skills at work, or my subconscious...)



BUTT... a gang of drunken kilted pigs stole her car. She started off on foot but

 

[The Jester]

Then a comet the size of texas hit earth, killing every living organism, but

everyone died but

 

[Entyqua]

My pathetic typing skills at work, or my subconscious...)



BUTT... a gang of drunken kilted pigs stole her car. She started off on foot but

Broke her heel on a crack I. The pavement. She tried to take off her broken stillettos butt
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[enigma]

everyone died but

we have jumped forward in time 1 million years. You hear the strangest sound but

 

[Solongo]

i have a dog and im trapped in post apocolaptyc space with a broken stilletto heel???BuTT..

 

[enigma]

i have a dog and im trapped in post apocolaptyc space with a broken stilletto heel???BuTT..

she's cool, she'll figure it all out. She see some smoke on the horizon but

 

[J. Cardigan]

she's tripping acid and smoking weed adds anxiety to her trip. She would take a nap, but

 

[Timeless]

she saw a huge butt, but

 

[Alan]

it turned out it was a giant screaming space kitten monkey who wanted to kill her with cuteness - - butt

 

[sagewolf]

she was herself too cute for its inferior brain; having survived the onslaught she went to get a cappucino but

 

[dneecey]

the place was closed leaving her quite dazed and confused.. so instead she decided to go the liquor store but

 

[Faye]

the place was closed leaving her quite dazed and confused.. so instead she decided to go the liquor store but

the store was closed so she had to buy a six pack of beer from the pizza place instead and thought "FML", but

 

[Barnabas]

The pizza place refused to serve animals and sent the kitteh to the pound, but

 

[Ria]

Solongo broke in to the pound and saved her cat. Once they were free and running with only one functioning shoe, the hunger pangs and the brief memories of warm steamy pizza, convinced them both that they could indeed break into a pizza joint if they had managed to escape from an animal shelter. Solongo and her cat surveyed the quiet moonlit street and sighted a neon sign that announced the word "PIZZA". They scoped a back alley for a door and found one. Butt...

 

[Top cat]

entyqua arrived in front of them, with cabbage but

 

[Grey Wolf]

had rubbed them all on her butt, but

 

[Barnabas]

EXPLOSIONS!!!, but