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The Butt Game

One member of the few knew how to sew & went to work, but
 
she finally decided making handkerchiefs wasn't helping the situation, but
 
she couldn't afford it so she decided to join the circus, but
 
she was refused membership because animals had been forbidden by the humanitarian society, but
 
the local carnival needed a small butted big thighed woman for the geek show, but
 
she was picked up by a foreign talent scout before she arrived there, but
 
the foreign talent scout was pulled asside by customs officials an given a full body search, but
 
that was no different from any other day except that this time they started dancing, but
 
Solongo decided to move to Morocco and pursue her life long dream as a bellydancer, so she jumped on board a raft made of bamboo, sailed across the Atlantic and managed to escape a most frightening encounter with the shrieking eels while escaping a near collison along the Cliffs of Insanity and survived with her nine lives intact but....
 
she was too skinny to pull it off. She got really mad but......
 
then, despite being butt-ugly, she extinguished a cigarette butt on her butt, and got prepared to headbutt a butthead, but
 
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then, despite being butt-ugly, she extinguished a cigarette butt on her butt, and got prepared to headbutt a butthead, but
the butthead was an ex-butthead and she had already totaled his car, so she was going to let him go on his way, but
 
she felt an electricity run through her when ever he was around, but