You stole my Gus...kill... I started writing first, like 40 minutes ago
Kill the poster above you
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Death is just a technicality...
*straps you to a rocket and launches you into space*
Well since I'm now technically undead zombie... <bites free turning into a zombie> only one way to kill a zombie... brains....
- Dec 29, 2009
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Ties @Emanuel Goldstein to a chair facing a TV, with non stop re runs of Bonanza.
His zombie brain melts slowly, until he dies howling in pain...
Hey James, why the long face?
Edit: (My attempt to kill with bad jokes)
Edit: (My attempt to kill with bad jokes)
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Applied for a job listed in the news paper. Arrived and found out they wanted to try their new transporter on the first human subject. Everything went well but when he arrived at the new location the tecnition hit the wrong button and destroyed both the copy and the old body.
Forces @Eventhorizon to accept gross and sweaty hugs that last too long from everyone!
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
locks @Free in a dungeon and deprives her of all light and sound and human contact till her mind slowly withers away
Used bacon print duct tape to afix @Misadventure just behind the cow-catcher bar on the truck, proceeds to show her every holler in the local hills while she hollars ...squees with glee, finally I give up and let her hang out the moon roof singing to blaring tunes while we search for new prey.
inevitable around here, lol
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
oh my god I love you so much rn! wooooooooo!!!!Used bacon print duct tape to afix @Misadventure just behind the cow-catcher bar on the truck, proceeds to show her every holler in the local hills while she hollars ...squees with glee, finally I give up and let her hang out the moon roof singing to blaring tunes while we search for new prey.
inevitable around here, lol
Misadventure dies from mishaps along a mistaken trail meant for misguided meandering mice.
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@Sadie falls from a cliff into the sea, drifting into a deep gentle sleep with the fishes.
while @Reason With Logic Filling skillfully types out his ingenious murder of @James I stealthy inject illogically absurdities into his filling causing a brain aneurysm leaving Reason dead with no logical recourse.
While flipping through his meticulously alphabetized album of forum members' photos he has printed out over the years, @Stu yelps in pain upon getting a particularly nasty paper cut. He's whisked away to the nearest hospital, but unfortunately, the injury festers, giving way to a fatal infection. He breathes his last breath with his beloved photo album clutched tightly in his arms, one finger lightly caressing the cover until it finally, slowly stills.
Pin is arrested and beaten to death by the fashion police when he is caught wearing dirty sweatpants, a t-shirt full of holes, someone elses support socks, and $600.00 Italian leather loafers.