Kill the poster above you
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Stu suffocates himself with selfies from the member photo thread.
Misadventure
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@Sadie stumbles upon a coven of crazies out in the forest who are in need of a blood sacrifice.
@Misadventure sets up a thrift store to finance homes for lost animals but the wares are so fine and so ethical that she gets trampled to death by a stampede of caring customers.
Invisible suddenly becomes visible and is wisked away by a UFO and never seen again.
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"Magnificent Bastard" / Ren's Counterpart
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Sadie stabs a broom handle through Pins beating red heart with flashing blue background because it kept blinding her whenever she was on the forum.
Sadie goes on tour singing David Bowie's song 'Changes'. One day while on stage, she spontaneously combusts. Luckily, the same burn team that worked on Michael Jackson was there to help. They gave Sadie a new nose that looked a lot like Janet Jacksons. With her new nose, Sadie decided to have her Ancestry.com DNA profile done. She found she had genetic links to Bernie Madoff. Sadie then developed a ponzi scheme that made billions that she used to further cancer research. Unfortunately, just as her research team developed a breakthrough in eradicating cancer, the government stepped in and seized all her money, assets and research. Apparently Sadie had been testing the anticancer drugs on herself and a strange side effect caused her to develop an IQ of 165 and some other genetic mutations. Sadie was taken to Area 51 and never seen or heard from again, at least not as the Sadie she was previously known as.
At the BowieFest, Stu is rocking out to Sadie's psychedelic version of "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes" and witness her being engulfed in an electric blue and cobalt green storm of flames which emanate from her forehead almost the way Athena was born from the mind of Zeus. He chases the ambulance to the burn unit and joins an ever growing following of Sadie groupies who all volunteer as sales agents in her ponzi scheme and later as willing test subjects in her DNA altering drug trials. He gains the supernatural ability to decompose his atomic structure and walk thru walls and uses it to spirit Sadie away from the diabolical hell that passes as scientific inquiry at area 54. She escapes with the aid of many of her enhanced followers to a geothermicly powered secret villa in Iceland where she spends a lot of time soaking in the perfectly tempered hot springs gazing at the aura borealis. Stu unfortunately materialize in a wall in the office of the supervisor of area 54 and is stuck there for eternity listening to the machinations of those who conspire to keep humanity in the dark.
