[INFJ] I have a date with an INFJ this weekend!

[Happy Phantom]

I'm ready.

Wearing a shirt from the Klan that says "I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas", jean shorts, and cowboy boots. Oh, and a flat cap.

I haven't showered for days and am avoiding deodorant so my pheromones have the maximum effect.

Gonna nail it.

That’s hot.

 

[noisebloom]

Wait... So you guys are Ni-zards. Where are your date predictions? Prophetic play outs of the awkward madness that will soon ensue?!

 

[Wyote]

That’s hot.

Like an oven

 

[Happy Phantom]

Like an oven

Hot, sweaty pheromones.

 

[Happy Phantom]

Wait... So you guys are Ni-zards. Where are your date predictions? Prophetic play outs of the awkward madness that will soon ensue?!

I predict if you’re smelling ripe you’ll get laid tonight.

 

[Wyote]

Wait... So you guys are Ni-zards. Where are your date predictions? Prophetic play outs of the awkward madness that will soon ensue?!

It will start off relatively quiet, she'll make some funny remarks to break the silence, you'll make it worse with an uncomfortable hitler joke that goes just a little too far. A little later you'll both laugh awkwardly and start having a good time. Then as it's ending it'll get weird but it'll be ok because you'll remember you're a baller.

 

[Happy Phantom]

It will start off relatively quiet, she'll make some funny remarks to break the silence, you'll make it worse with an uncomfortable hitler joke that goes just a little too far. A little later you'll both laugh awkwardly and start having a good time. Then as it's ending it'll get weird but it'll be ok because you'll remember you're a baller.

Borrring!!

 

[Wyote]

Borrring!!

I don't exist to entertain you lol

 

[Happy Phantom]

Eat, chat, then knock over a liquor store and go get tatted up.

 

[Happy Phantom]

I don't exist to entertain you lol

Actually, you do. I often find myself laughing at your posts.

 

[noisebloom]

I'm ready.

Wearing a shirt from the Klan that says "I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas", jean shorts, and cowboy boots. Oh, and a flat cap.

I haven't showered for days and am avoiding deodorant so my pheromones have the maximum effect.

Gonna nail it.

"Oh my hell. King of Trolls." - @socks

 

[Wyote]

Actually, you do. I often find myself laughing at your posts.

Well I am funny sometimes. I'm more than your comic relief though. I am a human with feelings like you.

 

[Happy Phantom]

Promise to take her to Coachella, but first day only!

 

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Eat
chat
knock over a liquor store
get tatted up.

• Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
• Banging chicks right there in the sand
• Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
• Slammin' shots and marry a man
• Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
• Making girls kiss, marry a man
• Giant sombreros, show us your titties
• Creatine shakes, marry a man

 

[Happy Phantom]

Well I am funny sometimes. I'm more than your comic relief though. I am a human with feelings like you.

I am well aware. :leaphug:

 

[infinite dreams]

Eat, chat, then knock over a liquor store and go get tatted up.

Inferior Se!!!!!!! Danger Will Robinson!!!!!

 

[noisebloom]

I am a human with feelings like you.

umm feelings dont exist they r just becuz pplz cant deal with shit and want ppl 2 do everyting 4 thme - INTP

 

[infinite dreams]

Promise to take her to Coachella, but first day only!

OH SHIT I GET THIS

 

[noisebloom]

It will start off relatively quiet, she'll make some funny remarks to break the silence

INFJs will talk to break the silence?! I have much to learn.

 

[Wyote]

• Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies
• Banging chicks right there in the sand
• Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
• Slammin' shots and marry a man
• Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies
• Making girls kiss, marry a man
• Giant sombreros, show us your titties
• Creatine shakes, marry a man

This list makes as much sense as the person doing all of them