At first I'd be in denial and try to get home. Then I would start to like it and mess with peoples minds. I'd eat all I wanted, party, and screw the local women by finding out about their past and playing on it. After a while it would all get boring and I'd try to kill myself 100 different ways. Finally I would realize I was wasting eternity and try to make myself a better man and win the love of a good woman.
What would you do if you woke up and realized you were nothing but a drunk solider for rent, hired to surpress yet another tribal uprising?