Corrupt the Quote Above You

[hush]

Mmmmmmm, twerk it, gurrrrrrrrl!

 

[Free]

spank me

Um... sure, if you insist.

 

[hush]

Oh. I insist.

 

[Free]

Don't be gentle, bb. You know what I like.

Oh, my.

 

[hush]

By Jove, I think I might be a bad influence...

Finally, the truth!!!

*readjusts her halo*

 

[Stu]

Finally, the truth!!!

*reads "Justs the Tip" and realize that it is never just the tip*

My heart is broken

 

[Free]

My b0n3r is broken

And here @hush thinks I'm the bad influence...

 

[hush]

I'm so relieved hush hasn't been remiss in her duties as The Breaker of B0n3rz on our beloved forum, it'd be catastrophic if all that wood were left to grow unchecked...

*nods gravely and tips her hat*

I do what I can, Madame, I do what I can.

 

[Free]

*smiles wickedly and tips her forum crown*

I declare b0n3rz to be posted EVERYWHERE!

I think we need an intervention...

 

[hush]

I think I need an intervention...

Yeah...

 

[Free]

I said EVERYWHERE!

Y-yes, your majesty, as you command.

*Googles copious amounts of highly questionable pics for the forum*

 

[hush]

Screw you, pleb!

*Googles a reasonable amount of appropriate and kid-friendly anecdotes to share with the community*

Such an upstanding citizen you are!

And yes, I admit to my pleb ways... :s

 

[Free]

I'm pretty sure I said EVERYWHERE.
*snaps fingers*

And yes, I admit to my perverted and bossy ways... :s

I'm glad you're finally admitting it!

 

[hush]

DAMMIT, WHERE DO MY PANTS KEEP RUNNING OFF TO!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!

There are some mysteries in life that unfortunately must remain exactly that - mysteries. Nothing more, nothing less. ensive:

Spoiler

and this thread definitely doesn't keep making splutter one moment, then break out into a fit of giggles the next, with an emphasis on the giggling... a Stu-thread could not hold such sway over me.

 

[Free]

There are some mysteries in life that fortunately don't remain in my pants. I want nothing more, and nothing less than that.

Spoiler

@Stu has a knack for capturing my interests of b0n3erz like no other

 

[Stu]

There are some mysteries in life that fortunately don't make me pant. I want more, and nothing less than that.

Spoiler: spoiled

@hush is a hack, enrapturing my intestines with the big D like no other

Perhaps a little Imodium is in order...

 

[Free]

Perhaps I need a little Imodium... or an enema.

*snaps gloves*

 

[Stu]

*snaps on strap on*

Whoa whoa, @Free baby... I think this is a little too much "NIN"

 

[Littlelissa]

Please be my guest, just do not wear spikey heels

This is the perfect game for @Stu! He's in his element here!
Sorry crap I broke the rules!
..Anyway, your all too clever for me, I'm going to come back later!

 

[Aluni]

..Anyway, your all too clever for me, I'm going to come back later!

I'll be back after I get wasted on Merlot!