Granted you have an iphone but it was previously owned by a terrorist. When the NSA finally gets around to tracking calls made from it, they find it in your ownership and believe you to be the terrorist. You are sent to court and brought up on charges of terrorism of kittens by putting bowls of milk just out of their reach. You are found guilty of the crime. Kittens and people across the world now despise your name. You are left wondering if having an iphone was worth the cost.
Granted. The wish tips its mass scale just enough to cause its balance to be off. It turns into a red giant and engulfs the planet you are on killing all life on it.
Granted but it's the magic Christmas train and you go to the North Pole and get mugged by an elf so you have to make toys for a year to afford a ticket back.
Granted. Your dog goes into pet smart and is offered a job as a spokes person for the chain. Your dog goes on to become famous across the world. Everyone loves your dog and it becomes rich beyond measure. With popularity though also comes forgetfulness. Your dog quickly forgets who you are and at first stops wagging its tail until finally one day, it simply never comes home. You hear stories about your dog on the news good at first but then its life slowly implodes. You last hear of it bieng found at Lindsey Lohans house catering to her as her lap dog.
I wish enlightenment was free for those who ignore it.