The Rejection Game.

[TurtleTrooper]

Okay, my brain just hatched this idea. How about a game where all you do is come up with a line that would reject an unwanted advance. Kind of like the opposite of cheesy pick up lines. Ready? I'll start.


Sorry, but there's just more stimulating stimuli elsewhere.

 

[NeverAmI]

My toe has been seriously hurting ever since I chopped it off!

 

[TurtleTrooper]

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

 

[88chaz88]

Marry me!

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Do you know where the bathroom is? I think I have diarrhoea.

 

[Raccoon Love]

Eww..not in a million years, you need a total make over honey!

Anyone want to do my homework?xD

 

[88chaz88]

Eww..not in a million years, you need a total make over honey!

This would definitely work, if only because you're alerting them to the fact that you are gay.

 

[dneecey]

Excuse me, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

 

[Flavus Aquila]

Um... I don't mean to be rude, but are you a guy or a girl?

 

[Wyote]

No thanks, that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[Reon]

You're are a very attractive person in a typical person's point of view. (But I think you're ugly and) I think you should move on.

I have a computer and my trusty right and left hand, I don't need to resort to you.

Aw. That's cute. Not you, you are NOT cute.

You're attractive....to other people.

I don't like you. Sorry.

Seriously, I'd (probably) never say anything like this unless this woman was pretty much blatantly ignoring all the other signs of how much I don't like her.

 

[Gaze]

Ok, but you gonna have to put a ring on it . . .

 

[dneecey]

No thanks, I'm good.

 

[DoveAlexa]

I'm sorry but you've got serial killer eyes

Do you like needles?

My cats will LOVE you!

I'm sorry but my twinrix vaccination ran out yesterday
(thats for hep A and B XD)

Sorry, I'm only on my break

 

[Tactical Panda]

You kind of look like my mother.

 

[rawr]

You kind of look like my mother.

a Freudian Complex!!!!!

 

[88chaz88]

I'm sorry but my twinrix vaccination ran out yesterday
(thats for hep A and B XD)

Reminds me of this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnvZpi3nbsc"]YouTube- Monty Python - Medical love song[/ame]

Or perhaps that's just a shameless excuse to post it.

 

[Odyne]

sorry, but I'm allergic to losers. (or bullshit, depends on context)

 

[88chaz88]

QaparHa'

("I love you" in Klingon)

 

[Gaze]

Just this once; but after i get tested. i think the guy i was with this morning may've had something - just a little bit more respect for me.