Kill the poster above you
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I would monitor [MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] habits especially including locations during certain times of the day on certain days of the week and pinpoint the most predictable routine of her week. Then I would hire someone to "accidentally" hut her with their car whIle she is crossing the street
@TinyBubbles gets smothered with love. She finally squeezes away, only to fall into a vat of chocolate. She dies trying to resist.
[MENTION=12210]nosferatu[/MENTION] tries to take a bath in soda water, but it fizzes up too much when she adds the bath-salts and she suffocates from the CO2.
well this is kind of morbid, but looks fun anyway!
[MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] is outside catching butterflies and trips, falling face first into an old abandoned well long since hidden by nature. The final snap of her neck as she hits the bottom is the last thing she hears.
[MENTION=1926]TinyBubbles[/MENTION] is outside catching butterflies and trips, falling face first into an old abandoned well long since hidden by nature. The final snap of her neck as she hits the bottom is the last thing she hears.
[MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION] adopts a baby sloth and nurses it day and night. She accidentally accidentally gets a paper cut, while preparing the baby-sloth formula, but doesn't bother putting gloves on to feed the baby. Six weeks later she develops hydrophobia and dies of rabies three days after that.
In her rabies delirium, [MENTION=13729]Free[/MENTION] hallucinates that [MENTION=862]Flavus Aquila[/MENTION] is a menacing spider. She grabs a cast-iron frying pan and repeatedly hits him over the head, squishing the spider into a gooey mess on the floor.
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
[MENTION=5045]Skarekrow[/MENTION] decides to relax in a nice hot bubble bath with a beer-can helmet and a huge joint. He's so relaxed he passes out, slipping slowly down into the water till he drowns.
[MENTION=13723]Misadventure[/MENTION] buys 4" heels to make up for her tiny stature. Though she has trouble walking in them, she bravely takes on several flights of stairs. Breathless and her muscles weak, she finally makes it to the top, only one more step to go. Just then, a heel snaps and she loses her footing, tumbling down all the way to the bottom in a broken heap. "Not my Jimmy Choo's" were the last words she could mutter before drifting off to her endless sleep. RIP.
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Free is searching for something in the floor-well of her car. She's so determined, that she pulls over, gets out, and is leaning over the steering wheel, when the car she parked behind reverses into the front of her car. Even though is was a minor bump, her airbag was activated, hitting the side of her head and simultaneously knocking her out and breaking her neck.
Flavus pulls an all-nighter of forum posting. Just when he's about to hit the enter key to submit his latest, and also as it happens, his greatest post ever, an electrical surge sends thousands of volts of electricity throughout his body, practically frying every cell. This doesn't kill him, however, and he wakes in a daze only to find out his special mutant powers of telepathic communication awakened. Just as he's harnessing his new-found ability, space aliens abduct him, dissect him, and leave his organ-less remains in a field of cows.