INFJ Helpline

[gloomy-optimist]

Really, I'm actually just being a smartass

But yeah.

 

[Quinlan]

I keep having nightmare-ish visions of the future and I think I can read minds, what should I do?

 

[IndigoSensor]

Take two of these and call me in the morning

 

[slant]

Where did my toothpaste go?

 

[Quinlan]

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, which is it?

 

[RetardedMonkey]

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, which is it?

5

 

[Quinlan]

:jaw:






Nah it was 7.

 

[RetardedMonkey]

:jaw:






Nah it was 7.

LOL I knew that! I just didn't want my awesome intuition to scare you.

 

[Quinlan]

How do you wash blood stains out of a car boot(trunk) carpet?

 

[Nausus]

Pour white wine, salt and sugar crystals on it and it'll soak the stain up..then proceed with normal carpet cleaner. It's similar to red wine stains. (Don't ask how I know that.)

 

[Silently Honest]

I need a someone to pilot a helicopter, I'm going to steal a couple of cows and start my own underground steak operation.

 

[slant]

That makes a lot of sense SH.

 

[smiffy]

How do you wash blood stains out of a car boot(trunk) carpet?

I used toothpaste a tooth brush and cold water! dont ask me why I had to do it!

muhahahah

 

[Orion]

This thread is fucking hilarious!

 

[Quinlan]

Ohh Cattle Rustling, sounds fun.

 

[Quinlan]

I need to talk to Carl Jung urgently, how can I contact him?

 

[Silently Honest]

Ohh Cattle Rustling, sounds fun.

That makes a lot of sense SH.

Yeah, yeah- You two just gonna gawk or are you gonna help a brother get rich?

 

[Orion]

I need to talk to Carl Jung urgently, how can I contact him?

I nearly pissed myself laughing.

 

[sumone]

I don't think this is exactly what Gloomy had in mind but yes, it's funny!

 

[acd]

I wish someone would make an INFP helpline, but not me. Because I don't know much about myself or the INFP type.