I hate it when they have sex!

Curiosilla

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More clearly, I hate it when I knowthey are having sex!

I'm not sure if this thread fits in "Relationships and Sociology" but I need advice with the "relationship" I have with my roommates.

So I can hear everything that goes on in their room..

My wall is currently composed of curtains (creating "rooms" to lower rent cost...college...). In a way, my mother warned me about this before moving in (but that's another story)--I was more just looking at the savings at the moment--and my two roommates struck me as "trustable," so I went for it. They are trusting..but I soon found out they are also quite noisy..in more ways then one. Perhaps if the walls were actual walls I wouldnt be complaining about this right now.

So Here's the deal:

I share and apartment with two guys. one is hardly around. The other is more frequent--but he frequents with his girlfriend who practically lives here too now.

I can put up with having to hear their darn tv shows or music but it really makes me uncomfortable when I can hear them having sex.

I'm complaining right now because its happening as I type and I need a distraction--even with headphones I can see the curtains flutter.

I'm not sure how to handle this...I dont think I could bring myself up to telling them to have sex either while I'm not around, or "somewhere else please."

Gaaah how else can I rid myself of this problem?!? D;
 
I would tell them.

I think they are being very rude to you.

Conflict is difficult, but you are in the right here.
 
Yeah, if you know them well enough you could just walk in while eating some fried chicken or something and ask stupid questions. Otherwise, random yells from afar can do the trick. Broomstick on the ceiling if they were in a room above you. Mace if they weren't roommates at all.
 
Maybe you should have a talk with your roommate? Tell him that it makes you uncomfortable and suggest that he be more respectful of your feelings.
 
Start moaning back. Have a wank. Make things equally awkward for them. If you don't want to confront them about it, do things that they will hae to confront you about and then you can rip into him.

Sorry. I had a similar experience with my roommate except for no walls of any kind. Don't worry, it only went to drunken dry humping with clothes on while making out extremely drunk.
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I wish I was more outspoken sometimes...what does 70s porno music sound like...?
 
bickelz said:
Start moaning back. Have a wank. Make things equally awkward for them. If you don't want to confront them about it, do things that they will hae to confront you about and then you can rip into him.

Sorry. I had a similar experience with my roommate except for no walls of any kind. Don't worry, it only went to drunken dry humping with clothes on while making out extremely drunk.
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o.o How did you handle that??
 
DevilDoll said:
Maybe you should have a talk with your roommate? Tell him that it makes you uncomfortable and suggest that he be more respectful of your feelings.
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Yes I think its the only way eventually...*I* feel embarrassed bringing it up though. It's like, if I disagree with something I have trouble just bringing it up unless it comes up some other way then I can be quite outspoken in that manner.
 
Curiosilla said:
o.o How did you handle that??
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Just kept looking out of the corner of my eye. It was intriguing and weird at the same time. I tried to keep my eyes on my movie but what's a guy going to do?

I'm all for playing porn music though. Maybe just some obscure techno or dubstep. No, play Laffy Taffy by that one group that came out like 5 years ago. You could just play porn really loud too.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk"]YouTube - D4L - Laffy Taffy (Video)[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII"]YouTube - Soulja Boy Tell'em - Crank That (Soulja Boy)[/ame]

EDIT: The Best!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEtx2YTcD94&feature=related"]YouTube - Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On[/ame]
 
A few suggestions:

Just tell them! Hopefully they'll be respectful about it. If that doesn't work, then their shenanigans call for shenanigans of your own:

Put this on whenever the shenanigans start, loud:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyTp9swrso"]YouTube - Debbie Does Dallas Theme[/ame]

or this...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4[/ame]

or this...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU"]YouTube - Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"[/ame]

or start audibly crying whenever they start up.

or sneakily put icyhot or tobasco sauce in their KY when they're not around.

or, whenever they're around, ask them to pray with you about their souls and that they reconsider premarital sex.

...or move!
 
Chase the girlfriends away somehow, saying "Another one?" or something like that.
Talk to your roomate.
Or sabotage his stuff while he's gone lol.

I wish you the best of luck in this!
 
DrShephard said:
A few suggestions:

Just tell them! Hopefully they'll be respectful about it. If that doesn't work, then their shenanigans call for shenanigans of your own:

Put this on whenever the shenanigans start, loud:

YouTube - Debbie Does Dallas Theme

or this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1CmwAa6F4

or this...

YouTube - Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

or start audibly crying whenever they start up.

or sneakily put icyhot or tobasco sauce in their KY when they're not around.

or, whenever they're around, ask them to pray with you about their souls and that they reconsider premarital sex.

...or move!
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ahahaha that cheetos video is hilarious!
 
Get a partner and have sex louder than they do.
 
Well this laugh has brightened up my night =)

I can sleep soundly now.

They are asleep too.

I feel like waking up early tomorrow for a milkshake.

Goodnight all!!

and again, thank you =)
 
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