Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

It was done by the Illuminati to drive the entire world insane.

Why would she shoot the sheriff but not the deputy?
 
He was balls deep in a squealing hog while firing a rifle in the air.

Why am I not packed yet?
 
because in your mind your going to Carolina...

why do I care when someone I really don't know is out of sorts?
 
Because it is natural for an infj to resort to caring.

Why does a crow collect shiny objects?
 
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We approach the speed of light, by causing time to stand still.


Why is it wise to keep your eye on the hazy edge?
 
Because when you click the sharpen button, that's where you'll know if it worked.

Why don't they publish cook books as scrolls?
 
to keep recipes from being used as toilet paper.

What are the cat ladies gonna do when the batmen retire?
 
What!?
 
Because she wanted to preempt a double cross.

Would it be so bad if people didn't floss their teeth?
 
Only in the fourth world.

If beans are good for your heart, what is rice good for?
 
For your friends network.

What does the Chichilla favor to do in her free time?

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What she does every night. Try to take over the world.

Which religion is right?
 
only when they dance with their bellies

how wet is the reign?
 
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