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ZOMG! Zombie Emergency

Okay so there's a shrap metal yard near my house. In it are some busses that still run. I'd get some of my friends who are welders to weld some metal on to it so we can do runs into town.
First stop would be zellars for some weapons. We'd have to make them ourselves. Do something to paintball guns, bb guns, and of course pick up many super soakers and windshield washer fluid. Oh yeah lighters too. We'd fill up the super soakers with the fluid and have makeshift flamethrowers.
We'd then make our way down to sobey's and fill shopping carts with non-expirable food. We'd then get outside asap and safely and go to our bus parked outside. We'd open the emergency exit and throw the supplies in.
We'd pick up some gas on the way back. But instead of going home we're going to camp inside a bakery for awhile. It seems very well protected.
After we can pick up some more vehicles we'd then hit the road so the zombies won't get us. Probably head further north and wait out the winter.

lol frozen zombies :p
 
I'm more skilled with the survivalist skills needed for long term survival than I am with explosives. That said I've a few ideas on how to use minimal force to take out maximum zombies
 
Ah so you are thinking long term. Very good. I think I would tend to react to the here and now during a zombie invasion. So Sgt will be our navigator and I still say you'd be good on explosives - minimum effort for maximum casualties - that's a very good mindset for an explosives person, especially when rationing is so important. You can be in charge of inventory and hopefully we can find an explosives expert.
 
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:) Timed ignition for magnesium to burn/heat small gas canisters with ballbearings stickytaped to them :D

Stuck to ceilings, and underneath bridges. Replacing the timer for a wireless solution as soon as we get an electrical circuit board maker
 
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I no can embrace the zombiemunkies
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And frankly, I can't decides which is scarier... the zombies, or the zombie defense net.

I've changed my mind and will instead head for the treehouse, which I will festoon with anti-zombie superjuju voodoo talismans and totems, stock up on mini quiches, Raisinettes and red wine, and hope for the best.
 
I see how it is. It's all fun and games until the animals get zombified!
 
NOONE wants to see a Zombie Crocodile, or Tiger... And gods help us all if there are ever Zombie Seagulls, cause noone else will be able to.

On the subject of zombies, a message I sent to someone last night in OkCupid.

Subject: You appear interesting, but your profile doesn't have much information.

Therefore I am compelled to send you a message that is lengthy but does not give any information. No that's boring. I'm going to the casino for a bite to eat. Not brains in any way, not a zombie, no, I'm not. I like kittens, and puppies, and sucking on that soft moist tender grey meaty like fruit hidden in the large hairy and thick exoskellington coconut... see? Completely Normal.

Perth is sounding an interesting City. I'm doing Open University where the majority of my units come from Murdoch, so I've considered going to Perth for the sweet tender brains.
 
This is my 24 hour hideout, or less if necessary. While I wait for other team members to meet with me to prepare for evacuation of the Darwin region.

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It is not a closed in shed, but rather an open structure with a corrugated iron roof.

If none of my group are there by 07:30 on the day after /z/day-explosion, I'm gone.
 
You better hope there's no zombies looking at this.
 
Where's the pool?
 
The swimming pool.
 
in a temporary zombie shelter that won't even be occupied 24 hours?
 
I'm just not seeing any enticing amenities in your offer. Sorry.
 
Pool's closed due to /z/day.
 
*peer*

hmmm.

*weigh options*

Non-violent tree house with good juju, gently swinging hammocks, crystal clear lagoon with sentient marine life and umbrella drinks... Shai Gar's corrugated tin shack in the bush with unconvincing aquatic perks and bloodthirsty amateur munitions enthusiasts...

Thank you, but no.
 
Shai Gar's corrugated tin shack in the bush with unconvincing aquatic perks and bloodthirsty amateur munitions enthusiasts...

Thank you, but no.

Amateur? I'm offended! I have years of shooting under my belt, thank you very much. And it's the zombies that are bloodthirsty =P
 
aww come on, there's plenty of marine life in that pool. some of it is said to be sentient, and a lot of it is pretty. also, it's deep. just for you