Write a limerick about the person above you
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There once was a girl named sumone
Her parents wished they had a son
But one day she figured out what to do
She got some swine flu
Now she's gone
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A chap by the name of Sithious
Was said to be somewhat delirious
He jumped up and down
'Til he shook out a frown
and now he is always quite serious
and a nicer one for Sumone:
There once was an angel, Sumone
The loveliest one I have known.
She flew 'round the world
'Til her glory unfurled
and no-one again felt alone
Was said to be somewhat delirious
He jumped up and down
'Til he shook out a frown
and now he is always quite serious
and a nicer one for Sumone:
There once was an angel, Sumone
The loveliest one I have known.
She flew 'round the world
'Til her glory unfurled
and no-one again felt alone
There once was an Helpful Elf
Who only cared about himself
But one day he was sold
Only to lose half his gold
Now he's all by himself.
Yeah it sucked
Apostelytizer set to drinkin
before long he got to thinkin
He sat on a lump
bruised his rump
The tears he is a blinkin
Entyqua is a funny lady
Her alter-ego's kinda shady
But she's still pretty cool
Except when she drools
And she likes to eat pa-tateys?
youhemmein wrote rhymes all night long
eventually she set them to song
everyone danced
some even held hands
then they stopped 'cause the music was gone
eventually she set them to song
everyone danced
some even held hands
then they stopped 'cause the music was gone
There once was a guy named Maetel.
Who loved his forum so well.
But then he did write,
A limerick so trite.
His writing we had to expell!
Who loved his forum so well.
But then he did write,
A limerick so trite.
His writing we had to expell!
There was once a fine fellow named Keith,
who wrote once in a while of his grief,
Until one fine day
Lady Luck came his way,
With a wink, and he got some relief.
who wrote once in a while of his grief,
Until one fine day
Lady Luck came his way,
With a wink, and he got some relief.
Apostelytizer has been around,
By the looks of it he's bound to a town of clowns,
But don't cook him up or take him down from his crown,
Otherwise you'll turn him upside down,
Into a crook with a frown.
There was a young user, an INFJ? but he seems to be absolutist.
Eagle perched high, to Satyr he cried, "Stop defending the gays, you flutist"
Led by HIS, curiousity,
Down a path to HIS, atrocity,
Next time, don't be snooty, accept inner beauty or we'll ask again "who's the cutest!".
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I liked Elf's better (I don't know why he deleted it - it's great):
descended from the famed tyranosaurus rex
sure he's got wit
but his humour is shit
since he posted geriatric old men having three-way sex
There's a member here called Dimension X
descended from the famed tyranosaurus rex
sure he's got wit
but his humour is shit
since he posted geriatric old men having three-way sex
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I liked Elf's better (I don't know why he deleted it - it's great):
There's a member here called Dimension X
descended from the famed tyranosaurus rex
sure he's got wit
but his humour is shit
since he posted geriatric old men having three-way sex
just a light hearted joke lol
The tenth was another Dimension
who reveled in causing dissension
to those he would poke
if they can't take a joke
"use your hand to relieve all that tension"
who reveled in causing dissension
to those he would poke
if they can't take a joke
"use your hand to relieve all that tension"
Apostelytizer thinks he has nerve
his posts mostly are thrown with a curve
often threads get slowed down
when he pops in his frown
must be because he's a perv
his posts mostly are thrown with a curve
often threads get slowed down
when he pops in his frown
must be because he's a perv