Write a limerick about the person above you

There once was a girl named sumone
Her parents wished they had a son
But one day she figured out what to do
She got some swine flu
Now she's gone

 

A chap by the name of Sithious
Was said to be somewhat delirious
He jumped up and down
'Til he shook out a frown
and now he is always quite serious



and a nicer one for Sumone:

There once was an angel, Sumone
The loveliest one I have known.
She flew 'round the world
'Til her glory unfurled
and no-one again felt alone

 

There once was an Helpful Elf
Who only cared about himself
But one day he was sold
Only to lose half his gold
Now he's all by himself.

Yeah it sucked

 

Sithious was a forum poster
his lines rode a roller coaster
with time he grew wise
and never told lies
till now he is in love with a toaster

 

Apostelytizer set to drinkin
before long he got to thinkin
He sat on a lump
bruised his rump
The tears he is a blinkin

 

Entyqua is a funny lady
Her alter-ego's kinda shady
But she's still pretty cool
Except when she drools
And she likes to eat pa-tateys?

 

youhemmein wrote rhymes all night long
eventually she set them to song
everyone danced
some even held hands
then they stopped 'cause the music was gone

 

May is one quite curious
at the very least, a bit delirious
but friendly she may be
and no matter how deep, you can see
she always will remain mysterious

 

There once was a guy named Maetel.
Who loved his forum so well.
But then he did write,
A limerick so trite.
His writing we had to expell!

 

There was once a fine fellow named Keith,
who wrote once in a while of his grief,
Until one fine day
Lady Luck came his way,
With a wink, and he got some relief.

 

Helpful Elf loves to jot down a line,
and his words like a bell they do chime,
but other than the praises
from the keyboard he raises,
I wonder what he does with his time?

 

Apostelytizer has been around,
By the looks of it he's bound to a town of clowns,
But don't cook him up or take him down from his crown,
Otherwise you'll turn him upside down,
Into a crook with a frown.

 

His head is ever so shiny
in that avatar ever so tiny
He's the member called Timeless
whose limricks are rhymeless
Whose twin brother is also called "my knee."

 

There was a young user, an INFJ? but he seems to be absolutist.
Eagle perched high, to Satyr he cried, "Stop defending the gays, you flutist"
Led by HIS, curiousity,
Down a path to HIS, atrocity,
Next time, don't be snooty, accept inner beauty or we'll ask again "who's the cutest!".

 

I liked Elf's better (I don't know why he deleted it - it's great):

There's a member here called Dimension X
descended from the famed tyranosaurus rex
sure he's got wit
but his humour is shit
since he posted geriatric old men having three-way sex

 

just a light hearted joke lol

 

The tenth was another Dimension
who reveled in causing dissension
to those he would poke
if they can't take a joke
"use your hand to relieve all that tension"

 

Apostelytizer thinks he has nerve
his posts mostly are thrown with a curve
often threads get slowed down
when he pops in his frown
must be because he's a perv

 

Apostelytizer, an interesting member
who joined the month after september
with smiles behind
the posts we find
he's only a "grumpy" pretender