What I learned from the ads

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Ugly and average looking women will give you free diet coke if you mow the lawn with your shirt off and have abs.

(I'll be adding to this, everyone else add their favourites too)
 
You can be a fast-food-aholic, eating Wendy's Burger King and McDonald's for almost every meal and still fit into a size 32 waist.

The right combination of diet soft drinks and over-the-counter drugs will whip you into shape and make you a chick magnet.
 
If paintings could talk, they'd all have the IQ of a Slinky.
 
That wealth and status are the keys to happiness, that surfaces do not, in fact, lie.
 
Mothers find it funny and cute when thier kids make a huge mess in the kitchen.
 
I am not a REAL man...
I am not a REAL woman either...
What am I?
I will never be happy! :D

Women dance really sexy when they give their cats some food.
Divas are just hungry men.
Cars can give you EVERYTHING in life.
 
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I don't have cable so rarely even see a commercial. They tend to make me nauseous.

But let's see, a Swiffer Sweeper drastically improves my quality of life.
 
Columbia Picture must be terrified of "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" bombing at the box office ...
 
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