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    Lmao as a southerner myself I find them hilarious too. The above one is a classic example of a southerner trying to be clever but not succeeding... like what does it mean, that's he's dirty? Ugly? Long and bumpy? Lol
     
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    'Your face needs paving over'

    'Your face is an ordeal into the middle of nowhere'

    'Your face looks like it's been run through by a thousand farmers'

    Very expressive, actually, lol.
     
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    I'd never say those things, having been on the receiving end of cruel comments.

    Someone actually said I look like a rat.

    And I looked in the mirror. I do!!! I have this mousy look! Forever changed from that comment lol.

    Edited because my phone isn't smart... it's stupid.
     
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    What about "That boy's been beat with the ugly stick. "

    I mean what's an ugly stick? And why do you care... someone else might think he's beautiful. Leave him alone!
     
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    Well I was joking but now I'm sad :neutral:

    Fuck those people.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    That person was clearly a few baskets short of a picnic.
     
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    :tearsofjoy: Good one. And thanks. <3
     
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    :flushed:
    *looks around suspiciously*
     
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    Aww Hos I know, lol. Yeah, fuck em. :)
     
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    They seemed like plausible translations to me...

    People are mean. That's nothing on you.
     
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    <3
     
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    You know what, I just realised there is one quote that annoys me because it's just eurgh!

    A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.

    I hate that quote like fudge right off, ima eat whatever the hell I wanna eat and then work out too! :expressionless:

    As for the cake and eat it, just eat the damn cake no one cares lol.
     
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    Yea! Fudge it.
     
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    Leave my swearing alone yh :flushed:
     
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    Lol I thought it was cute, and appropriate.
    Fudge cake, yum.
    I like your swears Quirky <3
     
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    Lol thank you :m054:
     
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    You swears are seriously cute... so innocent it's adorable haha <3
     
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    Speaking of those kind of insults, I do like 'the light's on but nobody's home.'
     
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    Lol I just can't bring myself to swear at all, I tried it and I just thought no I can't do it :flushed: The only time I really swear is when I'm driving - it brings the worst out in me haha.

    I'm like a mid 30 something year old woman....it's so weird being called cute at this age!

    But thank you <3

    I like that! I tend to use that once in a while and we have a similar saying in Urdu and Gujarati as well lol.
     
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