If life gives you...

[Gaze]

smush them and make homemade bitter wine

if life gives you a syringe . . .

 

[TinyBubbles]

smush them and make homemade bitter wine

if life gives you a syringe . . .

fill it with love and stab yourself in the heart

if life gives you a goatee

 

[La Sagna]

...stroke it

If life gives you a pile of dirty laundry...

 

[TinyBubbles]

throw it in the pool and pretend to be a frog amongst lilypads

if life gives you a live chicken...

 

[Universorld]

Feed her and teach her to wake you up in the morning.

If life gives you a blank sheet...

 

[flower]

Make some art in vibrant colors!

If life gives you a kitten...

 

[Tin Man]

...turn it into a machine of war.

If life gives you fructose corn syrup...

 

[rawr]

Take it to a cornfield and demand the corn take it back. You don't want that artificial bullsh!t

If life gives you a bad hair day...

 

[DonTaushMe]

Go bald.
If life gives you asparagus...

 

[finifugal]

Tell your child it is green wheat. If life gives you a concussion..

 

[La Sagna]

...take a week off to recover and use it as an excuse to do stupid things

If life gives you a winning lottery ticket...

 

[TinyBubbles]

Spend it quick before anyone tries to cheat you out of it

if life gives you a giant chocolate chip cookie

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

 

[TinyBubbles]

i don't get it. life turns you into a nazi?

 

[rawr]

Spend it quick before anyone tries to cheat you out of it

if life gives you a giant chocolate chip cookie

split it with a lovely person in hopes of a smile.

when life gives you a long day...

 

[TinyBubbles]

Spend it by the window listening to the rain

if life gives you a broken heart

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

i don't get it. life turns you into a nazi?

YOU REALLY NEED TO ASK [MENTION=5525]latte[/MENTION] ABOUT THIS ONE

 

[latte]

i don't get it. life turns you into a nazi?

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿f life gives you confusion

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[TinyBubbles]

if life gives you confusion don't ask [MENTION=5525]latte[/MENTION] to explain it lol

if life gives you a dozen white doves...

 

[TinyBubbles]

if life gives you confusion don't ask @latte to explain it lol

if life gives you a dozen white doves...

set them free from a cargo ship in the middle of the atlantic ocean

If life gives you a sealed envelope...