If life gives you...
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Fill it with confetti and have a party? 
Then again we are introverts, so maybe we can use it to shoot ourselves out of large crowds....
Then again we are introverts, so maybe we can use it to shoot ourselves out of large crowds....
(sigh)
If life gives you a cannon... get Cher to sing one of her 80's hits while sitting on it.
If life gives you your own airport hangar....
If life gives you a cannon... get Cher to sing one of her 80's hits while sitting on it.
If life gives you your own airport hangar....
Haha
fill it with bananas and let some monkeys loose
If life gives you a parrot...
Freak it out by striving to imitate whatever it says.
If life gives you a keyboard without any working vowel keys.....
If life gives you a keyboard without any working vowel keys.....
If life gives you a broken down car... call AAA and tip the tow truck driver generously.
If live gives you a bag of potato chips...
If live gives you a bag of potato chips...
... don't play with it in your pocket. Please.
If life gives you a certain something which is irresistible to neighborhood cats...
If life gives you a certain something which is irresistible to neighborhood cats...
...use it to fulfill your Pied Piper fantasies, and rejoice that it’s cats instead of rats.
If life gives you the desire to dance…
Turn on the radio and express your freedom through your limbs!
If life gives you a hairy back...
… ask him how it feels it be a “river horse” and if he has any wisdom he’d like to share with other horses.
If life gives you a broken umbrella…